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    Posted: January/31/2013 at 20:36
I walked in and saw a decent looking big boned chick dancing on a pool table.

I said to her, "Great legs".

She giggled and while blushing said, " Do you really think so?"

I said, "Definitely!" hmm "Most tables would have collapsed by now!"

Needless to say I am done going to bars for a few more years.

I don't hit women...
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338 guess you didn't have a leg to stand on with that one Whacko
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sounds like you might have gotten "swept off your feet " Big Grin
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Well even though I am married I  went with a buddy and was talking to a another girl while he was hitting on her friend and she decided to tell me "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut you'd look alright."

I politely told her "If I did that, I'd be talking to those good looking girls over there instead of you."


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Guys, I am married with 2 5 yr old special needs kids.  I don't have the time to go to bars with friends, I would never dis respect a woman like that.

Stole them both from a co-worker.

I was just trying a crack at humor something missing from my personality.  I have a rather large gap in my brain for humor.




Edited by 338LAPUASLAP - February/05/2013 at 14:33
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Originally posted by 338LAPUASLAP 338LAPUASLAP wrote:

Common guys, I am married with 2 5 yr old special needs kids.  I don't have the time to go to bars with friends, I would never dis respect a woman like that.

Stole them both from a co-worker.

I was just trying a crack at humor something missing from my personality.  I have a rather large gap in my brain for humor.


Both of those were great:)
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Originally posted by 338LAPUASLAP 338LAPUASLAP wrote:

Common guys, I am married with 2 5 yr old special needs kids.  I don't have the time to go to bars with friends, I would never dis respect a woman like that.

Stole them both from a co-worker.

I was just trying a crack at humor something missing from my personality.  I have a rather large gap in my brain for humor.



Ah, humor is overrated anyway.

I limit it to a joke every couple of years or so and if noone calls the bomb squad, i call it a success.

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This guy walks into a bar sits down orders a drink and spots two very attractive
ladies down at the end of the bar...

calls the bartender over and say give those girls down there a drink on me... bartender says to him save your money they are lesbians.. he says no problem give them a drink.... bartender gives them a drink and they both wave a thank you to him....

well he finally works up the courage and he slides down the bar and says............

So how are things in Lebanon !

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Originally posted by Peddler Peddler wrote:

This guy walks into a bar sits down orders a drink and spots two very attractive
ladies down at the end of the bar...

calls the bartender over and say give those girls down there a drink on me... bartender says to him save your money they are lesbians.. he says no problem give them a drink.... bartender gives them a drink and they both wave a thank you to him....

well he finally works up the courage and he slides down the bar and says............

So how are things in Lebanon !

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LOL. At times, I may be a lesbian too. LOL. Big Grin


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Bugs was that lesbian or Thespian [:}
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For a guy missing a funny bone, they were pretty good jokes. Thanks Stevo.
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Originally posted by stickbow46 stickbow46 wrote:

Bugs was that lesbian or Thespian [:}
 
 
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So One of the comments another chick had after my comments to her friends was this "So is that Bud light or Corona in there?" looking at my beer belly, I told her "there's a tap underneath, If you wanna find out."
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Originally posted by stickbow46 stickbow46 wrote:

Bugs was that lesbian or Thespian [:}


Begins with an "L" as is lick. Cool
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