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    Posted: November/16/2016 at 15:59
......and this is just the start


Subject: News from Canada

The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into

Canada has intensified in the past week. The Republican presidential

campaign is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who fear

they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, pay taxes, and live according to the

Constitution. Canadian border residents say it's not uncommon to see dozens

of sociology professors, global-warming activists, and "green" energy

proponents crossing their fields at night.

"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood

producer huddled in the barn," said southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield,

whose acreage borders North Dakota . "He was cold, exhausted and hungry, and

begged me for a latte and some free-range chicken.  When I said I didn't

have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences,

but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared

Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just stuck their fingers in their

ears and kept coming.

Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals just

south of the border, pack them into electric cars, and drive them across the

border, where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery

dies. "A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an

Alberta border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single bottle

of Perrier water, or any gemelli with shrimp and arugula. All they had was a

nice little Napa Valley cabernet and some kale chips.  When liberals are

caught,they're sent back across the border, often wailing that they fear

persecution from Trump high-hairers.

Rumors are circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps

where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer, study the

Constitution, and find jobs that actually contribute to the economy.

In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the

border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy

cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans

in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping

buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and

Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the '50s. "If they can't

identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very

suspicious about their age," an official said.

Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating

an organic-broccoli shortage, are buying up all the Barbara Streisand CD's,

and are overloading the internet while downloading jazzercise apps to their

cell phones. "I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian

economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said.  "After all, how

many art-history majors does one country need?”

 


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"If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very

suspicious about their age," an official said.

Wonder how many people got this? 


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Craig, that is spectacular!!!
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Como is my favorite Christmas Carol singer.

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That is great DoggerLaughRoll on Floor Laughing
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This is hilarious! Thanks for sharing!

BTW can we refuse to take them back???
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I say it's a one way door. Once your there, there's no coming backBaseball Bat
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote budperm Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: November/22/2016 at 12:18
Are we talking about keeping Craig Out or keeping the liberals from returning??!!?
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Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

Are we talking about keeping Craig Out or keeping the liberals from returning??!!?
Why would we keep Craig out?
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Well, Bud does have pretty high standards!
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That is funny!
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Just trying to keep ole "click n whurr" on his side of the border...  Cool
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Nothing a wall couldnt solve.
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