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cheaptrick ![]() MODERATOR ![]() ![]() Joined: September/27/2004 Location: South Carolina Status: Offline Points: 20844 |
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Oh...how so??
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budperm ![]() Optics Retard ![]() ![]() show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 28805 |
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I can't remember..... what was the question?
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cheaptrick ![]() MODERATOR ![]() ![]() Joined: September/27/2004 Location: South Carolina Status: Offline Points: 20844 |
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OK...lets start from the beginning, shall we?
When did you start wearing girls clothing??
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BeltFed ![]() Optics God ![]() ![]() Joined: February/12/2008 Location: Ky Status: Offline Points: 18580 |
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Have you been peeking again? And I've never owned a Taurus..............................OK, maybe one, but it was a Christmas present.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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DCAMM94 ![]() Optics Master Extraordinaire ![]() ![]() Joined: April/19/2008 Location: Fort Worth Status: Offline Points: 3366 |
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That's a cheap shot, Lynn.
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Although personally I am quite content with existing explosives, I feel we must not stand in the path of improvement. -Winston Churchill
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RifleDude ![]() MODERATOR ![]() Joined: October/13/2006 Location: Texas Status: Offline Points: 15610 |
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I wanna know why they always give you that routine rectal exam every time you go to the dentist. They're the medical professionals and all, so I just do what I'm told without questioning, but I always have to wonder what the hell that has to do with teeth.
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Ted
Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle. |
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BeltFed ![]() Optics God ![]() ![]() Joined: February/12/2008 Location: Ky Status: Offline Points: 18580 |
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That's cause I'm cheap. |
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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stickbow46 ![]() Optics Master Extraordinaire ![]() ![]() Joined: January/07/2009 Location: Benton, Pa Status: Offline Points: 4677 |
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Haven't you seen the Ed pictures of our fearless leader smiling?When I do I comment"what an A-- hole
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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken
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BeltFed ![]() Optics God ![]() ![]() Joined: February/12/2008 Location: Ky Status: Offline Points: 18580 |
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Maybe they wanna make sure your teeth are doing their job, and your not swallowing any hole thing. |
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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stickbow46 ![]() Optics Master Extraordinaire ![]() ![]() Joined: January/07/2009 Location: Benton, Pa Status: Offline Points: 4677 |
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My question:You can lead a horse to water but can wet birds fly??????????????????
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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken
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RifleDude ![]() MODERATOR ![]() Joined: October/13/2006 Location: Texas Status: Offline Points: 15610 |
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Must be it, Lynn.
Thanks for the insight! |
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Ted
Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle. |
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BeltFed ![]() Optics God ![]() ![]() Joined: February/12/2008 Location: Ky Status: Offline Points: 18580 |
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When so many of them get shot, why do they call them ducks?
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Dogger ![]() Optics Jedi Knight ![]() ![]() Joined: January/02/2007 Location: Ontario, Canada Status: Offline Points: 5581 |
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How did your dentist's wife react Ted when she found out he's been gay for some time now?
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God save the Empire!
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cheaptrick ![]() MODERATOR ![]() ![]() Joined: September/27/2004 Location: South Carolina Status: Offline Points: 20844 |
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Or...in this case the "hind" sight.
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RifleDude ![]() MODERATOR ![]() Joined: October/13/2006 Location: Texas Status: Offline Points: 15610 |
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Not sure, Craig. I wasn't aware he was gay. She's asleep right now, but when she wakes up I'll ask her. |
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Ted
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cheaptrick ![]() MODERATOR ![]() ![]() Joined: September/27/2004 Location: South Carolina Status: Offline Points: 20844 |
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While the lovely Mrs. Winkle is resting, I'd be looking for a new dentist......
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RifleDude ![]() MODERATOR ![]() Joined: October/13/2006 Location: Texas Status: Offline Points: 15610 |
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I'm sensing there's a clever pun in there somewhere. |
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Ted
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BeltFed ![]() Optics God ![]() ![]() Joined: February/12/2008 Location: Ky Status: Offline Points: 18580 |
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Is it safe?
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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cheaptrick ![]() MODERATOR ![]() ![]() Joined: September/27/2004 Location: South Carolina Status: Offline Points: 20844 |
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Uh...huh...huh...he said "in there"....huh...huh.... ![]() |
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cheaptrick ![]() MODERATOR ![]() ![]() Joined: September/27/2004 Location: South Carolina Status: Offline Points: 20844 |
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What a great line. I learned clove oil's pain killing properties from that movie.
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Son of Ed ![]() Optics Retard ![]() ![]() Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 64754 |
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When you do a Giant Burp, it saves wear and tear on the ass and cleans the teeth!
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budperm ![]() Optics Retard ![]() ![]() show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 28805 |
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Saves even more wear and tear on your undewear.... Oh, that's right! YOu don't wear any...
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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bugsNbows ![]() Optics Jedi Master ![]() ![]() bowsNbugs Joined: March/10/2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 9885 |
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More info than required!!!
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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Son of Ed ![]() Optics Retard ![]() ![]() Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 64754 |
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Visit the Ed Show
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BeltFed ![]() Optics God ![]() ![]() Joined: February/12/2008 Location: Ky Status: Offline Points: 18580 |
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Dear Ed
I just replaced the toilet in my bathroom with a new Mega Flush model that will flush a bucket of golf balls, although I don't know why I would want to flush a bucket of golf balls. Anyway I tried to put the old one out for the garbage man, but he won't take it, so I had to put it on the front porch to get it out of the way and keep the neighborhood kids from peeing in it. It's been sitting there for a couple of weeks now and the neighborhood association has started to complain and given me notice that I have to do something with it. I don't know what to do, the garbage man won't take it, and the neighborhood association won't let me leave it on the front porch. Could I take the tank lid and seat off, fill the tank and bowl with potting soil, plant some panzies in it and call it a flower pot to satisfy the neighborhood association?
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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