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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Dogger Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July/11/2008 at 10:39
Jeez BD my few remaining neurons just imploded into the vacuum of my skull.
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...............ummmm...............Mean%20Computer...........the human body explodes into a huge, big, gucky mess and drifts away............like this sub-forum...................
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I feel..... challenged.  Bucky
"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote cheaptrick Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January/27/2015 at 07:49
Oh...how so?? 

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote budperm Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January/27/2015 at 08:46
I can't remember..... what was the question?
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OK...lets start from the beginning, shall we? 

When did you start wearing girls clothing?? 
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Have you been peeking again? And I've never owned a Taurus..............................OK, maybe one, but it was a Christmas present.
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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That's a cheap shot, Lynn.
Although personally I am quite content with existing explosives, I feel we must not stand in the path of improvement. -Winston Churchill
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I wanna know why they always give you that routine rectal exam every time you go to the dentist. They're the medical professionals and all, so I just do what I'm told without questioning, but I always have to wonder what the hell that has to do with teeth.
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Originally posted by DCAMM94 DCAMM94 wrote:

That's a cheap shot, Lynn.

That's cause I'm cheap.
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Haven't you seen the Ed pictures of our fearless leader smiling?When I do I comment"what an A-- hole Big Grin
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Originally posted by RifleDude RifleDude wrote:

I wanna know why they always give you that routine rectal exam every time you go to the dentist. They're the medical professionals and all, so I just do what I'm told without questioning, but I always have to wonder what the hell that has to do with teeth.


Maybe they wanna make sure your teeth are doing their job, and your not swallowing any hole thing.
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My question:You can lead a horse to water but can wet birds fly??????????????????
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Must be it, Lynn.

Thanks for the insight!
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When so many of them get shot, why do they call them ducks?Stare
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Dogger Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January/27/2015 at 10:06
How did your dentist's wife react Ted when she found out he's been gay for some time now?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote cheaptrick Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January/27/2015 at 10:12
Originally posted by RifleDude RifleDude wrote:

Must be it, Lynn.

Thanks for the insight!

Or...in this case the "hind" sight. 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote RifleDude Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January/27/2015 at 10:14
Originally posted by Dogger Dogger wrote:

How did your dentist's wife react Ted when she found out he's been gay for some time now?


Not sure, Craig. I wasn't aware he was gay.

She's asleep right now, but when she wakes up I'll ask her.
Ted


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