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Oh...how so?? 
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OK...lets start from the beginning, shall we? 

When did you start wearing girls clothing?? 
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I wanna know why they always give you that routine rectal exam every time you go to the dentist. They're the medical professionals and all, so I just do what I'm told without questioning, but I always have to wonder what the hell that has to do with teeth.
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Originally posted by DCAMM94 DCAMM94 wrote:

That's a cheap shot, Lynn.

That's cause I'm cheap.
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Originally posted by RifleDude RifleDude wrote:

I wanna know why they always give you that routine rectal exam every time you go to the dentist. They're the medical professionals and all, so I just do what I'm told without questioning, but I always have to wonder what the hell that has to do with teeth.


Maybe they wanna make sure your teeth are doing their job, and your not swallowing any hole thing.
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Must be it, Lynn.

Thanks for the insight!
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How did your dentist's wife react Ted when she found out he's been gay for some time now?
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Originally posted by RifleDude RifleDude wrote:

Must be it, Lynn.

Thanks for the insight!

Or...in this case the "hind" sight. 
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Originally posted by Dogger Dogger wrote:

How did your dentist's wife react Ted when she found out he's been gay for some time now?


Not sure, Craig. I wasn't aware he was gay.

She's asleep right now, but when she wakes up I'll ask her.
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While the lovely Mrs. Winkle is resting, I'd be looking for a new dentist......
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Originally posted by cheaptrick cheaptrick wrote:


Or...in this case the "hind" sight. 


I'm sensing there's a clever pun in there somewhere.
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Is it safe?
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Originally posted by RifleDude RifleDude wrote:

Originally posted by cheaptrick cheaptrick wrote:


Or...in this case the "hind" sight. 


I'm sensing there's a clever pun in there somewhere.

Uh...huh...huh...he said "in there"....huh...huh....
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Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Is it safe?

What a great line. I learned clove oil's pain killing properties from that movie.  
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Saves even more wear and tear on your undewear....   Oh, that's right!  YOu don't wear any...Say What
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Dear Ed
I just replaced the toilet in my bathroom with a new Mega Flush model that will flush a bucket of golf balls, although I don't know why I would want to flush a bucket of golf balls. Anyway I tried to put the old one out for the garbage man, but he won't take it, so I had to put it on the front porch to get it out of the way and keep the neighborhood kids from peeing in it. It's been sitting there for a couple of weeks now and the neighborhood association has started to complain and given me notice that I have to do something with it. I don't know what to do, the garbage man won't take it, and the neighborhood association won't let me leave it on the front porch. Could I take the tank lid and seat off, fill the tank and bowl with potting soil, plant some panzies in it and call it a flower pot to satisfy the neighborhood association?
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