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Originally posted by supertool73 supertool73 wrote:

Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

Originally posted by supertool73 supertool73 wrote:

Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

i'm the best Sausage wallet that I can be,



eeewwwww, that don't sound good at all bigdaddy. 

I Know I Know, But when opinion is formed what can you do? Just got to make the best of it and slide on.

 

 



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where are the sack squatch funnies............do you fellas have writer's block???    Whacko
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Ed, Thats a blue subject. I know nothing about.
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Oh brother..............I was just on georgia-arms dot com  and that dude had a " butt cleaning kit" for sale.....can you imagine??    (   oh...it was an M-16 butt cleaning kit...)  well, it COULD have been a "nipple wrench"......I always wanted to send a nipple wrench to David Letterman and see what he would do with it on the show..............God, I have good ideas...............Bucky
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Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

where are the sack squatch funnies............do you fellas have writer's block???    Whacko
 

Q: Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

A: He couldn't face defeet!!

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Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

where are the sack squatch funnies............do you fellas have writer's block???    Whacko
How's this one Ed? Sack Scratch was playing hackey sack, and he accidentally kicked the wrong bean bag.
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Why do ducks have flat feet?
To stamp out forest fires
Why do Bigfoots have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks
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How does a bigfoot like his duck cooked?
Flame broiled of course.
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Join the Sasquatch Militia...

Are you an able-bodied Sasquatch aged 10 to 150 who loves his or her country? If so, The Republic of Cascadia needs YOU to enlist in the Sasquatch Militia and defend our homeland against our many enemies, including such nefarious evildoers as:

  • Canadians
  • Southern Californians
  • Geoduck & Tree Octopus Poachers
  • Paraterrestrials
  • Americans
  • International Organized Crime Syndicates
  • Nosey Cryptozoologists

Besides serving your country, you will also be improving yourself. Sasquatch Militia will teach you many valuable skills that today's employers are looking for in Sasquatch. You will gain a sense of determination and confidence that will help you succeed. And you will also experience compatriotship with your fellow Sasquatch as you work together to secure the freedom of the Republic of Cascadia.

The Republic of Cascadia needs you now, more than ever, in these trying times. Do your part for your nation and don't let another Sasquatch take your place in the ranks of the Sasquatch Militia. Enlistment stations can be found throughout Cascadia's forests, just look for the poster of Uncle Sas.

What You Will Learn...

The Cascadian Sasquatch Militia is the most advanced hominoid fighting force in the Western hemisphere (second in the World only to our Tibetan ally, the Yeti Liberation Army). Militia members are highly trained in combat, survival, and organizational skills. When you enlist, we will make you into an army of one Sasquatch, able to take on any challenge that faces you.

Your extensive combat training will include:

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Cliff invaders, beware! Cascadian Boulder throwers shower rocky death from above.

Stomping
Learn to use your feet to squash your foe or his equipment. A basic skill needed by all Sasquatch Militia stomptroopers.
Boulder Throwing
Take out the enemy safely from the top of cliffs. Boulder troops are the first line of defense of the Sasquatch Militia and we'll teach you how to become one.
Log Swinging
Close combat against a number of foes? They'll be no match for the blunt force of a swinging log. Learn how to choose and uproot dead trees, and proper swinging techniques to avoid back injuries.
Delimbing
Pulling your enemy's limbs from their sockets may sound cruel, but they would do it to you with no hesitation if they had your might. Learn the best way to do it quickly and efficiently for a minimal amount of suffering.
Salmon Wielding
The salmon: tasty as a snack but, when in trained Sasquatch hands, deadly as a weapon. Salmon wielders are the silent assassins of Cascadia - waiting, hidden along trails, to take out enemies swiftly and silently.
Inducing Fear with Howls
Psychological warfare techniques that any Sasquatch can master. The enemy will be mentally defeated before they ever set eyes on you. You will also learn Code Howling for use in secure military communications.
Ancient Yeti Martial Arts
You will be instructed in a number of techniques by Migoi Masters from our allies in Bhutan, including invisibility. Learn why the two most dangerous weapons that a Sasquatch can have are his body and mind.

In addition to combat training, you will be taught essential survival skills, including:

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17 Sasquatch Militia salmon wielders are hidden on this trail. Can you see them? No, you can't and neither can humans.

Urban & Suburban Food Acquisition
Your native Sasquatch foraging skills will be enhanced with training on finding food in human habitats. Learn where humans keep edibles (mini-marts, garbage cans, pet shelters, etc.), poisonous substances to avoid, and how to use "money" to trade for food. You will also go through Food Aversion Desensitization so you can take advantage of detestable but otherwise harmless human food (such as food that has been cooked or filled with preservatives).
Hiding from Humans
Learn how to avoid being the subject of a television special on the Fox Network through the complementary arts of camouflage and concealment. We'll teach you all the secrets to making yourself disappear completely before the enemy's eyes, not only in forest environments but also in human habitats.
How To Escape Capture
If captured in battle, human enemies may try to put you on public display in a zoo or even subject you to harmful medical tests. We will teach you first how to avoid capture but also what to do if you are captured, including methods of escape and your rights as a sentient Hominoid prisoner under International Law.

Your Equipment...

Besides training, you will also be equiped with all that you need to effectively defend Cascadia:

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Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanies will protect you from psychotronic warfare. Learn more about this important combat gear.

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Blocks psychotronic mind-control rays used by our enemies.
Bark Armor
Light-weight armor that can be augmented with readily available supplies. Not effective against human firearms, but it doesn't need to be since Sasquatch Militia will teach you how to attack smart and stealthily.
Moss Camouflage Coat
Makes you undetectable in rainforest warfare and provides you with valuable "pockets" (the use of these will be explained during basic training).
Backwards Footprint Sandals
Confuse cryptozoologist trackers working for our enemies. Imported from South America where they are used by the secretive Curupira hominoids of Brazil.
Power Crystal
Reflects the sun to daze the enemy or for signaling. Can also be used to scare superstitious New Age Southern Californians into retreating by holding aloft and making fake chanting noises.
ORE Rations
ORE (Octopus Ready to Eat) rations are nutritionally balanced octopus-based bars for use when other foods aren't available and designed to keep you growling, not your stomach.

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After reviewing this map I think you may have seen a Swamp Ape
 
 
 Map of the global Hominoid Diaspora showing major ethnic groups.

Many Sasquatch are interested in cryptogenealogy. It has not only become a popular hobby - fueled in no small part by the availability of cryptogenealogical information available today on the Internet - but an important way for Sasquatch to connect with their relatives, appreciate their culture, and develop a sense of pride in their Sasquatch heritage.

Sasquatch who study their heritage come to find that they are part of a larger global community of hominoids. Due to migration and interhominoid matings, quite a few Cascadian Sasquatch have close relatives throughout the world. But even those that don't will find that they can trace their lineage to hominoids other than Sasquatch.

However, many Sasquatch are confused by the often contradictory cryptogenealogical information out there. There is also prevalent misinformation; for instance, the South American Mapinguari, who are often classed a hominoid group by untrustworthy resources, are in fact a species of giant ground sloth, and the Chemosit of Africa is really a rare species of bear. A lot of this misinformation originates with the misunderstanding of hominoid culture by humans.

To help the amateur cryptogenealogists with researching their Sasquatch heritage, we at the BSA present this graphical overview of the global Hominoid Diaspora. Please note that this is not an exhaustive listing of all cryptogenealogical information available; if you have any questions about more specific hominoid groups and histories, please visit your local BSA office where a representative of the Office of Sasquatch Heritage will be glad to assist you.

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or it could have been the Lizard Man!
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Now hang on a minute fellas - Canadians, evil doers??!!!  That really hurts, especially coming from a group that doesn't know how to spell "colour" properly and can't pronounce "Z" correctly (it sounds like "ZED" by the way).
 
If this keeps up I may have to get myself a Sack Squatch hunting licence - no bag limit and open all year.


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Originally posted by Chris Farris Chris Farris wrote:

Why do ducks have flat feet?
To stamp out forest fires
Why do Bigfoots have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks
 
Roll%20on%20Floor%20Laughing  My sides hurt!   How do you put out a burning bigfoot?
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Originally posted by helo18 helo18 wrote:

Originally posted by Chris Farris Chris Farris wrote:

Why do ducks have flat feet?
To stamp out forest fires
Why do Bigfoots have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks
 
Roll%20on%20Floor%20Laughing  My sides hurt!   How do you put out a burning bigfoot?
 
I don't know.......pee on him?? 
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I don't know, that is why I am asking.  I wonder what roasted bigfoot taste like?
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probably like what a warthog would taste like if it got hit by a gasoline truck and caught fire.....Eek
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or maybe a cat caught in a flamethrower
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Q:  What's the difference between Cyborg and big foot?
A:  One is an awful smelling apelike creature covered in matted hair; the other has really big feet.
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I just had another oopsie..................dammit
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Need to go find a corner!  Roll%20on%20Floor%20Laughing
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....and one has a striped "blankie" around his shoulders............
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Why can't you spit roast a sacksquash:
 Because he keeps stealing the potatoes baking on the side!
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Originally posted by RifleDude RifleDude wrote:

Q:  What's the difference between Cyborg and big foot?
A:  One is an awful smelling apelike creature covered in matted hair; the other has really big feet.
My feet are indicative of the "OTHER" parts of my anatomy as well. Dude
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Originally posted by cyborg cyborg wrote:

Originally posted by RifleDude RifleDude wrote:

Q:  What's the difference between Cyborg and big foot?
A:  One is an awful smelling apelike creature covered in matted hair; the other has really big feet.
My feet are indicative of the "OTHER" parts of my anatomy as well. Dude
 
Uhhh... methinks you got the sequence of the joke confused there, bro!
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