OpticsTalk by SWFA, Inc. Homepage SWFA     SampleList.com
Forum Home Forum Home > Everything Else > The Ed Show
  New Posts New Posts RSS Feed - Dear Ed....
  FAQ FAQ  Forum Search   Events   Register Register  Login Login

Visit the SWFA.com site to check out our current specials.

Dear Ed....

 Post Reply Post Reply Page  123 4>
Author
Message
cheaptrick View Drop Down
MODERATOR
MODERATOR
Avatar

Joined: September/27/2004
Location: South Carolina
Status: Offline
Points: 20844
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote cheaptrick Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Topic: Dear Ed....
    Posted: October/05/2013 at 14:24
Do we still have to pay Federal taxes during a shut down??

Signed,
Concerned Taxpayer.


If at first you don't secede...try..try again.
Back to Top
Son of Ed View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar

Joined: June/18/2011
Location: TEXAS
Status: Offline
Points: 64922
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Son of Ed Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/05/2013 at 14:31
 

" Dear Cheap-(skate), 

No, because the IRS is closed and only taxes that are automatically taken from your paycheck by your employer will be collected for the moment. But, do not go on a spending spree, because, eventually, Obama will want all that tax money in his grubby little piggy bank.  "










Visit the Ed Show
Back to Top
cheaptrick View Drop Down
MODERATOR
MODERATOR
Avatar

Joined: September/27/2004
Location: South Carolina
Status: Offline
Points: 20844
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote cheaptrick Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/05/2013 at 15:03
Dear Ed....

I have a fungus and can't seem to be rid of it. It's driving me CRAZY!! 

Please help.

Signed,
Itchy In Indy 
If at first you don't secede...try..try again.
Back to Top
Son of Ed View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar

Joined: June/18/2011
Location: TEXAS
Status: Offline
Points: 64922
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Son of Ed Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/05/2013 at 15:22
 


" 100 grit sandpaper."  






Visit the Ed Show
Back to Top
cheaptrick View Drop Down
MODERATOR
MODERATOR
Avatar

Joined: September/27/2004
Location: South Carolina
Status: Offline
Points: 20844
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote cheaptrick Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/05/2013 at 15:25
Laugh
If at first you don't secede...try..try again.
Back to Top
Son of Ed View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar

Joined: June/18/2011
Location: TEXAS
Status: Offline
Points: 64922
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Son of Ed Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/05/2013 at 15:32
 











Visit the Ed Show
Back to Top
cheaptrick View Drop Down
MODERATOR
MODERATOR
Avatar

Joined: September/27/2004
Location: South Carolina
Status: Offline
Points: 20844
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote cheaptrick Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/06/2013 at 13:58
Dear Ed...

I'm a man of slight build and mild manner. I weigh 132 and 1/2 pounds wet and am scared of my own shadow. I've been beat on, beat down, (sometimes by members of the opposite sex) and am wanting to start sticking up for myself.

I've looked on the intra webs and found Diemon Dave's Ninja School. This just might be what the doctor ordered. The price is pretty cheap, as Diemon Dave will take food stamps and government cheese for payment. 

Does this look like something that will help me find my manhood? 

Thanks in advance.
Slim Ninja

If at first you don't secede...try..try again.
Back to Top
Son of Ed View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar

Joined: June/18/2011
Location: TEXAS
Status: Offline
Points: 64922
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Son of Ed Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/06/2013 at 14:48


" Maybe, but only if you wear cool underwear. "   






Visit the Ed Show
Back to Top
Son of Ed View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar

Joined: June/18/2011
Location: TEXAS
Status: Offline
Points: 64922
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Son of Ed Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/06/2013 at 14:54












Visit the Ed Show
Back to Top
mike650 View Drop Down
Optics God
Optics God
Avatar

Joined: May/14/2006
Location: West of Rockies
Status: Offline
Points: 13577
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote mike650 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/06/2013 at 16:16
Dear Ed,

as a newlywed, can one find any truth in the statement below?

In anticipation of your valued response,
Orenthal J Simpson


   Bucky
Fish to Live, Live to Hunt
Back to Top
Son of Ed View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar

Joined: June/18/2011
Location: TEXAS
Status: Offline
Points: 64922
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Son of Ed Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/06/2013 at 16:47
 
" Dear Orenthal, 

" I am not a newlywed.  Better make a run down the freeway! "  







Visit the Ed Show
Back to Top
cheaptrick View Drop Down
MODERATOR
MODERATOR
Avatar

Joined: September/27/2004
Location: South Carolina
Status: Offline
Points: 20844
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote cheaptrick Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/06/2013 at 17:56
Hahahaha.....Excellent
If at first you don't secede...try..try again.
Back to Top
Son of Ed View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar

Joined: June/18/2011
Location: TEXAS
Status: Offline
Points: 64922
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Son of Ed Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/06/2013 at 18:06


























Visit the Ed Show
Back to Top
Son of Ed View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar

Joined: June/18/2011
Location: TEXAS
Status: Offline
Points: 64922
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Son of Ed Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/06/2013 at 18:17
Visit the Ed Show
Back to Top
Son of Ed View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar

Joined: June/18/2011
Location: TEXAS
Status: Offline
Points: 64922
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Son of Ed Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/06/2013 at 18:21

" Lose the weight, Lady, you look like a Moving Van! "   











" That ought to make her feel Normal!! "  







Visit the Ed Show
Back to Top
RifleDude View Drop Down
MODERATOR
MODERATOR
Avatar

Joined: October/13/2006
Location: Texas
Status: Offline
Points: 15610
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote RifleDude Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/07/2013 at 11:02
Dear Ed,
Rumor has it you're a genie who can grant wishes. Is this true?

Wishin' in Witchita

Ted


Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.
Back to Top
Alan Robertson View Drop Down
Optics Master
Optics Master
Avatar

Joined: October/31/2009
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 1763
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Alan Robertson Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/07/2013 at 12:19
"Garg'n uair dhuisgear"
Back to Top
Alan Robertson View Drop Down
Optics Master
Optics Master
Avatar

Joined: October/31/2009
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 1763
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Alan Robertson Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/07/2013 at 12:21
"Garg'n uair dhuisgear"
Back to Top
BeltFed View Drop Down
Optics God
Optics God
Avatar

Joined: February/12/2008
Location: Ky
Status: Offline
Points: 18585
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote BeltFed Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/07/2013 at 12:42
Dear Ed
The other night my wife gave me baked beans, black eyed peas, and sloppy joes for supper. Needless to say, I got a bad case of gas. I had to attend a funeral for a friend's brother and while viewing the body I had to relieve the pressure or die. Since I was the only one viewing the body at the time eased out the built up pressure. Just then a fat lady came up to view the body, and started sniffing the air. She said the funeral home didn't do a very good job of embalming the body and they needed more flowers. Should I have told the lady that it wasn't the body stinking up the place, or should I have told I was going to order a floral arrangement?
signed
Deadly Silent 
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
Back to Top
Son of Ed View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar

Joined: June/18/2011
Location: TEXAS
Status: Offline
Points: 64922
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Son of Ed Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/07/2013 at 12:44
Originally posted by RifleDude RifleDude wrote:

Dear Ed,
Rumor has it you're a genie who can grant wishes. Is this true?

Wishin' in Witchita




Dear Wish-ita, 
 

Not so!!  I wished that my thread would kill Critter Cookin' Café and look what happened! Smile

( Wishing for killing ATTENTION SPAMMERS next!! )  Bucky










Visit the Ed Show
Back to Top
Son of Ed View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar

Joined: June/18/2011
Location: TEXAS
Status: Offline
Points: 64922
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Son of Ed Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/07/2013 at 12:47
Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Dear Ed
The other night my wife gave me baked beans, black eyed peas, and sloppy joes for supper. Needless to say, I got a bad case of gas. I had to attend a funeral for a friend's brother and while viewing the body I had to relieve the pressure or die. Since I was the only one viewing the body at the time eased out the built up pressure. Just then a fat lady came up to view the body, and started sniffing the air. She said the funeral home didn't do a very good job of embalming the body and they needed more flowers. Should I have told the lady that it wasn't the body stinking up the place, or should I have told I was going to order a floral arrangement?
signed
Deadly Silent 


I don't know. I was in the parking lot across the street by the time the lady came up.   
Visit the Ed Show
Back to Top
Son of Ed View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar

Joined: June/18/2011
Location: TEXAS
Status: Offline
Points: 64922
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Son of Ed Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/07/2013 at 13:07





              








Visit the Ed Show
Back to Top
RifleDude View Drop Down
MODERATOR
MODERATOR
Avatar

Joined: October/13/2006
Location: Texas
Status: Offline
Points: 15610
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote RifleDude Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/07/2013 at 14:10
Originally posted by Son of Ed Son of Ed wrote:

Originally posted by RifleDude RifleDude wrote:

Dear Ed,
Rumor has it you're a genie who can grant wishes. Is this true?

Wishin' in Witchita




Dear Wish-ita, 
 

Not so!!  I wished that my thread would kill Critter Cookin' Café and look what happened! Smile

( Wishing for killing ATTENTION SPAMMERS next!! )  Bucky



DAMMIT! You sure about that?
Cuz I REALLY wish I was Denver Broncos' Wide Receiver Eric Decker!















Ted


Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.
Back to Top
Son of Ed View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar

Joined: June/18/2011
Location: TEXAS
Status: Offline
Points: 64922
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Son of Ed Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/07/2013 at 16:08
 







Visit the Ed Show
Back to Top
kolo View Drop Down
Optics GrassHopper
Optics GrassHopper


Joined: June/28/2012
Location: sc
Status: Offline
Points: 16
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote kolo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/08/2013 at 15:11
Have you heard this?

Vladimir Putin allegedly said off the record:
"Negotiating with Obama is like playing chess with a pigeon. The pigeon knocks over all the pieces, craps on the board and then struts around like it won the game."
 
I can maybe see why O is saying he won't negotiate now - Putin must have made him cry....
Back to Top
 Post Reply Post Reply Page  123 4>
  Share Topic   

Forum Jump Forum Permissions View Drop Down

Forum Software by Web Wiz Forums® version 12.01
Copyright ©2001-2018 Web Wiz Ltd.

This page was generated in 0.254 seconds.