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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote 3_tens Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/17/2013 at 12:59
Originally posted by Son of Ed Son of Ed wrote:

 

" I don't really care for the sign interrupting the landscape.  I would forget about telling the public about your neighbor and just put a skull and some bones in the grass around your garden. Put a black mask on the skull....They'll get the idea. "  
I tried this but the Police dug up and removed my garden.


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Now the rules have changed again.
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Need a new septic tank but Can't afford  to have it dug up? 
 
Call the cops and tell them your recently departed whatever told you they killed someone and hid the body in the septic tank.... Bucky
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Big GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig Grin
Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.

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Now the rules have changed again.
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"Garg'n uair dhuisgear"
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 Excellent  Excellent  Excellent
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Dear Ed....

If at first you don't secede...try..try again.
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" Get Mandela on the phone and ask him if there is a God! "   







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Dear Ed,
Speaking of creepy people, these...folks all live on my street and scare the crap outta me! Do they scare you too?







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Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.
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Dear Ed,

Bigdaddy sent me this selfie...



Then, only a few hours later, Budperm sent me this selfie...



So my question is, do you think the odds are high that I can expect to receive a self photo from Peddler soon too?

Best regards,

Sekshall Harassee in Tallahassee

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Laugh    Darn you, you promised you wouldn't post that picture of me without my hair.... Wasnt Me
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Peddler Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December/23/2013 at 11:18
Ted, I think I just wet my pants.

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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.

It is the same when you are stupid.
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Hahaha.....Excellent
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It's time for the all knowing, all seeing Ed to render his super keen insight to the aforementioned inquiries...


 
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How long are you going to pontificate Oh Great One?  Bucky
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I think something was lost in translation...
Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.

There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living
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" If I was Ted I would get out of town and move to Transylvania. "    














" As for those other freaks, I would notify the EPA and the Nuclear Regulatory Commission! "  







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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote cheaptrick Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January/27/2014 at 16:01
Dear Ed.

My son and daughter have offered to pay for a total make over for me, but I like the way I look. How can I graciously tell them "no"?
I don't want to hurt their feelings, ya know? 

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Dear Ed, please tell Mark to man up ...... and drink MORE!!! Big Grin
If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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That and he needs to stop sucking on that stogie before his face implodes...
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