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Yeah and she also paid alot for that muffler.....
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Dear Ed,

 I have an AR, or two.  How can I fix this?  Is there any help for me???

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Take two AK-47s and call him in the morning....
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Originally posted by Kickboxer Kickboxer wrote:

Dear Ed,

 I have an AR, or two.  How can I fix this?  Is there any help for me???

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Dear Ed,
   My wife asked me that if she died and I got remarried, would I give her car to my new wife?
I told her, "No, she's got a Mercedes convertible".
Now, I'm in a jam.
What can I do?
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Dear Ed,
     Thanks for the advice, but I don't think it helped much.
You see, I was driving home tonight and saw my Mother in law in the driveway and it looked like she was holding a family size jar of Vicks Vaporub in one hand and a creosote fence post in the other.
I don't think she saw me before I detoured right quick down the alley behind Billy Bob's place.
I ain't goin' home while she's there, what can I do?
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Go get drunk! Tell Billy Bob Skip (Peddler) says hello.
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Dear Ed,
We were having a family dinner and my Mother- in- law kept going on and on about how much she likes her new broom. I couldn't help but ask her what kind of mileage she got and now I'm in real trouble.
What can I do?
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Ed, I don't know if this will help Alan, but Gina at Knob Creek Range gives broom driving lessons by appointment. You might recommend that if you think it's needed, but I yield to the experts.
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Dear Ed,
    I was playin' .45 golf on the North forty the other day and made one o' them perfect shots, which sailed that ball clean outa sight and over the hedge row next to the road that runs back to Fortis and Mabel's place.
     Wouldn't you know it, Mabel was drivin' into town on her bi-weekly grocery shoppin' spree and that dadburn golf ball lodged smack dab in the middle of her windshield.
     Now me and Fortis is real good pals and we worked out a deal where I'll replace the windshield with the one out o' that '69 Ford I've had parked down at the crick for awhile and throw in the rest of the car so it'll be handier for Fortis to come and get spare parts, just as soon as I cut that tree growin' through the floorboard and out the back window.
Ok, those trees.
    Now things is fine with me and Fortis, but Mabel is friends with my mother-in- law and that... anyhow, she talked Mabel into not buyin' extra bread down at the day- old bread store and droppin' it off for my wife, just to jam me up with the ol' lady.

Now, I really am in big trouble.
What can i do?
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Tell your wife that you're constipated and probably should lay off the bread for awhile......


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