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FIVE Surgeons

While having lunch, five surgeons from big cities are discussing
who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see accountants on
my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered."

The second, from Chicago responds, "Yeah, but you
should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical  order"

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You
know, I like construction workers... Those guys always understand
when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC , shut them all up when he
observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine.
Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable."


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Nice way to make a valentine for you spouse.
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Originally posted by scooter65 scooter65 wrote:

Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

Originally posted by scooter65 scooter65 wrote:

I am very ready.. Going to Wild Wings tonight, can't wait.  Doing my taxes and just relaxing...
 
Wild Wings, my son's favorite food joint.  We took him there for dinner his last B-day.  Someone explain to me how 5 people can eat $80 worth of wings????  The bill blew me away!!! Oh make that 4 people I had a hamburger.  The burger was great and under $6.
It still amazes me that wings are now the most expensive part of the chicken!!!!
 
I am with you on that.  The wings used to be disgarded, now they are filet... wth
 
Nah man gizzards are the filet! lol
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Love gizzards.  Always buy extra gizzards at Thanksgiving to make huge pot of gibblet gravy!!!  MMMM  MMMMmm!
 
Man now I'm hungry!
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Originally posted by scooter65 scooter65 wrote:

I am very ready.. Going to Wild Wings tonight, can't wait.  Doing my taxes and just relaxing...
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Wild Wings is one of my favorite places to eat...... All those different flavors of wings.....Eat and Drink
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Originally posted by cyborg cyborg wrote:

Originally posted by scooter65 scooter65 wrote:

I am very ready.. Going to Wild Wings tonight, can't wait.  Doing my taxes and just relaxing...
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Wild Wings is one of my favorite places to eat...... All those different flavors of wings.....Eat and Drink
 
me tooo, the only question to answer is.. 2 beers or 3...... hmmmmmmm
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2 or 3  you better be talking six packs!

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not if your drinking beer with me you wont
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Originally posted by pyro6999 pyro6999 wrote:

not if your drinking beer with me you wont
 
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if you drank 2 or 3 six packs of the stuff i drink you wouldnt feel so hot, you drink two or three beers and then wait a while to drink something else.
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lol what kinda stuff you drink?
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heavy dark beers, if you drank 6 of them i think you would have a terrible stomach ache.
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heavy dark beers, if you drank 6 of them i think you would have a terrible stomach ache.
 
 
yeah i am gonna stick with the BudLight. lol
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yummy stuff


Edited by pyro6999 - February/19/2010 at 13:34
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WEIGHTLIFTING SUCKS!Thumbs Down
Lighter weight more reps!
 
Mite I suggest limiting to 12 or 16oz for first two weeks.v  Remember....Hi Reps!Smile
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haha, I was really referring to weightlifting, I just got back from the gym, started lifting weights again today. and it sucks starting over again.

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Why start when its so much easier to watch tv and drink beer? lol JK  good luck with it. I need to start back at it too.

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beer sounds so good right now....
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id rather lift weights than spend 30 min a night on that elliptical!
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