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Chris Farris
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Posted: July/04/2008 at 12:59 |
Wyoming Golf Rules
The Wyoming State Department of Fish and Wildlife advises golfers to take extra precautions and be on the alert for Bears while playing on Big Horn, Grand Teton, and Shoshone National Forests Golf Courses. They advise golfers to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert, but not to startle the bears unexpectedly. They also advise you to carry pepper spray in the case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch for signs of bear activity. Golfers should be able to 'recognize the difference' between Black bear and Grizzly bear droppings on the golf course. Black bear droppings are smaller and contain berries and possibly squirrel fur. Grizzly bear droppings contain little bells, golf-gloves and smell like pepper spray. |
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pyro6999
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thats why you take your 500 s&w with you, plus it really screws up your opponents swin when you fire one off while they are in the downward portion of the swing
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They call me "Boots"
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The way I play that may be a blessing for the rest of the foursome.
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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That's great! I didn't expect that.
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Hehe, I know a good place to go bear hunting now!
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ROFL ..... That was a terrific one Chris !
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One Shot One Kill .... *S.O.F * Head Shots Only
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Very funny. Could be a good method to get a good T-time.
Have you ever seen Robin Williams' skit on golf? It is hilarious. I believe it is still on youtube. |
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Plus 1!!
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It's the pepper spray, All peppers are addicting, the more you eat the more you need. You might as well use Zatarain's for deodorant. LOL Just make sure you keep your shoelaces tight. Good one Chris!!!
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They better bring a White Hunter with them, too, in case they get charged by a maddened Jackalope.
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pyro6999
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yeah those little bastards rival a badger when they get pissed off.
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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead" 343 we will never forget God Bless Chris Ledoux "good ride cowboy" |
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Ed Connelly
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And where do you climb a tree in the middle of a golf course...it would be Certain Death!!!
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pyro6999
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yeah and hiding in the sagebrush would be suicide
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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead" 343 we will never forget God Bless Chris Ledoux "good ride cowboy" |
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Righto!! You might wind up face to face with a black-footed ferret!!!
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If its a female bear just tell it your'e interested in sex and she will roll over and go to sleep.
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Animal defense-- from Golphers to Grizz's,,,, that's where Carl Spackler comes in ...He will provide you an inpenetrable shield from attack... whether putting or driving , you can count on receiving only the finest in personal golf protection ( specializes in eradicating the Varmint-Cong)...
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...................and here I am....still waitin' for pictures of Cindy Morgan....!!!
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looks a little nippy out !!!
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pyro6999
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caddyshack, good stuff.
Edited by pyro6999 - July/10/2008 at 20:29 |
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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead" 343 we will never forget God Bless Chris Ledoux "good ride cowboy" |
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In the top 5 ....
Caddy Shack.....Kelly's Heroes.....Animal House.....Saving Private Ryan.....any Realtree video
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