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    Posted: January/19/2009 at 14:27
Yep! That`s right!! I gots me a real nice honey!
 
My friends have always told me; it will happen when you least expect it! It sure did!
 
I went to a New Years Eve dinner at a local dinner house/bar for our group of about 40 people. I just happened to sit down at the same round table with a couple of friends and what do I see!
 
She is a gorgious 5' 9" 46 year old, named Rosalia (Rose), who`s sister happens to be married to the brother of a very good friend of mine who were also seated at the same table. She was seated two down from my right.
 
At first, when she kinda looked at me, I looked away and visa versa (normal). During dinner though, we exchanged a few sentences in between the eight of us seated at the table.
 
After dinner, everyone walked next door to the large bar and we started talking, which led to some dancing and more talking. During the evening, I got a big thumbs up from everyone as we compliment each other extremely well or as well as a couple could!!
 
Up to this point nearly 3 weeks later, we have discovered that we are virtually the mirror image of one another in every away, with the exception of gender. Clown ...Common ground in everything; from politics to food, to conservative values to spirituality, to outdoor activities to traveling, to demeanor to personalities, to communicating  to conversation, to working out at the gym. YES! She has a wonderful figure and a great bod!!Cencored She wore Levi`s on New Years Eve!!!.........AND YES! She LIKES to SHOOT!!!!Naughty And she`s willing to try a 375 Ruger!!! I`ll say this! She`s got some real saaaaaavy!!!!
 
She lives in Dallas now and that`s ok! That eliminates any temptations in things moving too fast and allows the for friendship to grow first. She wants to relocate back to Calif where she`s from, as her 25 yr old son and all her relatives are out here! Lots of phone callin and some e/mails going on.
 
The timing was right for both of us as neither of us have dated in quite a long time, with no one else waiting in the wings or in the back of our minds to worry about. We are now committed in getting to know each other better and will do so.
 
She`ll be out visiting in March staying with her sister. Then will come our first "official" date!
For both of us, this will be done in the right way and not by the world`s ways or standards!! I`m looking forward to this!!
 
Periodically, I`ll keep ya posted!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry! No pics!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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No pics, why not?!?!?!?!    Devil
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Originally posted by mike650 mike650 wrote:

No pics, why not?!?!?!?!    Devil
...........Don`t have the right camera and don`t know how to post pics.............Don`t want to make you single guys jealous anyway!!...........Here`s a little tid-bit!! She has lips similar to Angelina Jolie!!......................Kiss........Love
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This thread is worthless without pics!!!!    Welcome  < ------angry villager---torches,etc. 
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P.S.   Did I mention that yer a big hawg??!!.....for not sharin' any digital photos!!!????  Flame
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  Reads like a Harlequin novel Squeezer. Just kiddin of course. Slow and steady as she goes and GOOD LUCK to ya!
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Rosalita
 
Spread out now Rosie, doctor has come to cut her moma's reins
You know playblind man's bluff is a little baby's game
You pick up Little Dynamite, I'm gonna pick up Little Gun
And together we are gonna make that highway run
You don't have to call me lieuenate Rosie and I don't to be your son
The only lover I'm ever gonna need's is your soft sweet little girls tonuge
Rosie you're the one
Dynamites's in the belfry playin' with da bats
Little Gun's  downtown in front of Woolworths tryin' out his attitude on all the
Papa's waitin' for the bus
Mama she's home in that chair waitin' up for us
She'll be there in that chair when they wrestle her up strairs
'Cause you know we ain't gonna come
I ain't here for business
I'm only here for fun
And Rosie your the one
 
(chorus)
Rosalita jump a little higher
Se-orita come sit by my fire
I just want to be your love, ain't no lie
Rosalita you're my stone desire
 
Jack the Rabbit and Weak Knees Willie, you know they're gonna be there
Ah, sloppy sue, and big Bones Bille, they'll be comin' up for air
We're gonna play some pool, skip some skool, act real cool
Stay out all night, it's gonna feel all right
So Rosie come out tonight, baby come out tonight
Windows are for Cheaters, Chimneys for the poor
Closets are for hangers, winners use the door
So use it Rosie, that's what it's there for
 
(chorus)
Rosalita jump a little higher
Se-orita come sit by my fire
I just want to be your love, ain't no lie
Rosalita you're my stone desire
 
Now I know you moma don't like me 'cause I play in a rock and roll band
And I know you daddy  he don't dig me, but he never did understand
Papa lowered the boom, he locked you in your room
I'm comin' to lend a hand
I'm comin' to liberate you, confiscateyou, I want to be your man
Someday we will look back on this and it will all seem funy
But now you're sad, and your moma's mad
And your papa says that I don't have any money
 (echo 3 times:Oh, your papa say he know I don't have any dough)
Tell him this is his last chance to to get his daughter in a  fine romance
Because a record company, Rosie, just gave me a big advance
 
My tires were slashed and I almost crashed but the lord had mercy
My machines she's a dud, I'm stuck in mud somehwere in the swamps of Jersey
 
Hold on tight, stay up all night 'cause Rosie I'm comin' on strong
By the time we meet morning light I will hold you in my arms
I know a pretty little place in Southern California down San Deigo way
There's a little cafe where they play guitars all night and all day
You can hear them in the back room strummin'
So hold tight baby 'cause don't you know you daddy's comin
 
(Chorus)
Rosalita jump a little higher
Se-orita come sit by my fire
I just want be your love, ain't no lie
Rosalita you're my stone desire
 
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RUDDER AMIDSHIPS!!!     Bucky
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silver must have cut and pasted that thing.......Shocked
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Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

silver must have cut and pasted that thing.......Shocked
 
Nope, ASCAP and BMI frown on that...  That is one of my favorite songs by him.  That's from when he still had to write.
 
btw Ed watch out the 'rican girls ain't impressed by the Mexicans and will cut you in a New York minute.
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Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

P.S.   Did I mention that yer a big hawg??!!.....for not sharin' any digital photos!!!????  Flame
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Squeeze, do you life in California ON PURPOSE?
 
What the heck is wrong with you?  How about you move to Texas instead.  That would be better for everyone concerned.
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Originally posted by Ick Ick wrote:

Squeeze, do you life in California ON PURPOSE?
 
What the heck is wrong with you?  How about you move to Texas instead.  That would be better for everyone concerned.
..............YES! ON PURPOSE!.......................Nope! NOT moving to Texas! Been in Calif all my life, born and raised here. My family and friends are here, biz is here, daughter is here and my son is buried here.
 
Rose wants to relocate back out here to So Cal anyway! So why move there? Better for everyone? Oh sure!!!!........Right on! Hmmm Hmmm!!..........LocoLocoLocoLocoLocoLocoLoco
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Good for you Big Squeeze.Big Smile
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If you guys want to see an older version of Rose, where the resemblance is very similar go to the "Weather Report" section......."Hot in Calif" thread!
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Congrats on the girlfriend Big Squeeze....BUT are you ever going to have time now to go to the range with Looney and me? If that's a problem then you could just bring her along we wouldn't mind Naughty
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Congrats on the girlfriend Big Squeeze....BUT are you ever going to have time now to go to the range with Looney and me? If that's a problem then you could just bring her along we wouldn't mind Naughty
........I`m sure you wouldn`t mind!......In fact, let me re-phrase that;;;I KNOW YOU WOULDN`T MIND!!!.............Your shot groups, like mine would go in the crapper!!!......Shocked
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So when are we going?
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So when are we going?
..........Rose is in Dallas! When she visits in March we`ll have only a few hours together for our first dinner date. I`ll wait and take her to the range on a later visit......First things first!!
 
I usually go to the range on a whim or make a last second decision to go! I may go tomorrow or I may not.
 
If we go, then we`ll need to plan ahead in advance. But right now, I`ve got a few irons in the fire and won`t go for awhile.
 
 
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ok no worries with or without Rose it would be a treat to go shoot with a fellow OT member
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