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Stephanie
Optics GrassHopper Optics Goddess Joined: February/13/2004 Location: Native Texan Status: Offline Points: 1502 |
Topic: O.T. Coffee House Posted: January/22/2009 at 10:09 |
Good Morning O.T. Just thought I would start a place were we can drop in for some morning coffee and
talk about local News,sports,weather etc. I would love to hear what's going on in your area.
Dallas News:
Friends Mourn Teen Killed in Crash
Funeral plans are being made for a Wise County high school student who was killed in a car crash Wednesday morning. A 16-year-old girl died in a car crash less than a mile from school early Wednesday morning in Decatur.
Friends Mourn Wise Co. Student Killed in Crash
Chelsea Lunt, 16, lost control of her truck and rolled it on state Highway 287 less than a mile from campus. After classes, hundreds of Lunt's classmates gathered at a church vigil while others consoled each other at the location of her crash. "I think the world is just going to miss her smile," said one Lunt's close friends. "She was always happy, she was always smiling. She was always trying to get everyone else to smile." Lunt's classmates said she was the kind of girl that brought people together and students said they have never felt closer as a school since her passing. Many felt it might be her spirit at work but said they would trade that feeling for just one more day with their friend. Dallas Weather:
1-22-09
Wind: SSW at 15 mphSunrise: 7:28 AM
Humidity: 27%Sunset: 5:51 PM Precip.: 0% H 78°F Sunny Dallas Sports:
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pyro6999
Optics Retard OT TITAN Joined: December/22/2006 Location: North Dakota Status: Offline Points: 22034 |
Posted: January/22/2009 at 10:10 |
norm coleman and al frankens election stuff is set to open up in court on monday
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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead" 343 we will never forget God Bless Chris Ledoux "good ride cowboy" |
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300S&W
Optics God Joined: January/27/2008 Location: Burlington,WV Status: Offline Points: 10592 |
Posted: January/22/2009 at 10:40 |
Been here in WV for 33yrs and still nothing much happening that's news worthy. GOOD! Will say that we had the lowest temp the other morning that I've seen since I've lived in this house(16+yrs)...-9.2. Coldest I've seen since I've lived in WV was -22 w/a wind chill of -75. Water in the camode froze!
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Stephanie
Optics GrassHopper Optics Goddess Joined: February/13/2004 Location: Native Texan Status: Offline Points: 1502 |
Posted: January/22/2009 at 10:47 |
Really!! That's crazy.
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pyro6999
Optics Retard OT TITAN Joined: December/22/2006 Location: North Dakota Status: Offline Points: 22034 |
Posted: January/22/2009 at 10:48 |
ive seen -70 without the wind
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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead" 343 we will never forget God Bless Chris Ledoux "good ride cowboy" |
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Stephanie
Optics GrassHopper Optics Goddess Joined: February/13/2004 Location: Native Texan Status: Offline Points: 1502 |
Posted: January/22/2009 at 10:57 |
That's cool right there.
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pyro6999
Optics Retard OT TITAN Joined: December/22/2006 Location: North Dakota Status: Offline Points: 22034 |
Posted: January/22/2009 at 10:58 |
yes its best to stay home, not even try to start your car, in fact its better you dont, stuff breaks at those temps. just pray the heater keeps your house warm till it all passes
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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead" 343 we will never forget God Bless Chris Ledoux "good ride cowboy" |
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Stephanie
Optics GrassHopper Optics Goddess Joined: February/13/2004 Location: Native Texan Status: Offline Points: 1502 |
Posted: January/22/2009 at 10:59 |
Sorry guys but this is sooooo funnnnnny!!!!!!
Underwear dust |
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300S&W
Optics God Joined: January/27/2008 Location: Burlington,WV Status: Offline Points: 10592 |
Posted: January/22/2009 at 11:09 |
THANKS,just spit out some perfectly good coffee. GOOD joke though!
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Stephanie
Optics GrassHopper Optics Goddess Joined: February/13/2004 Location: Native Texan Status: Offline Points: 1502 |
Posted: January/22/2009 at 11:10 |
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rifle looney
Optics Master Joined: November/21/2008 Status: Offline Points: 2553 |
Posted: January/22/2009 at 21:23 |
Little late for coffee now, but this could be really good right here .
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trigger29
Optics Master Extraordinaire X = 180 Y = 90 (X+Pyro)+(Y-Pyro) = ? Joined: September/29/2007 Location: South Dakota Status: Offline Points: 4353 |
Posted: January/22/2009 at 23:42 |
sounds like the husband that suggested his wife use toilet paper to get a bigger bust. His wife replied, "I'm not going to stuff my bra, why would you suggest that?" Husband says, "I didn't say stuff, I mean just wipe them with toilet paper once in a while. It worked on your butt.
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"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." |
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
Posted: January/23/2009 at 09:46 |
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pyro6999
Optics Retard OT TITAN Joined: December/22/2006 Location: North Dakota Status: Offline Points: 22034 |
Posted: January/23/2009 at 11:26 |
i was watching something on tv last night about coffee, and there was some sort of coffee that sold for $300 a pound roasted, it costs $25 a cup!! but they said it is the mecca of coffee, its more like an experience than a beverage and then they showed the "animal coffee"
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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead" 343 we will never forget God Bless Chris Ledoux "good ride cowboy" |
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Stephanie
Optics GrassHopper Optics Goddess Joined: February/13/2004 Location: Native Texan Status: Offline Points: 1502 |
Posted: January/23/2009 at 11:41 |
What not to say to the nice policeman:
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector was unplugged. |
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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
Posted: January/23/2009 at 12:11 |
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his beautiful, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I've got mail!" |
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
Ecclesiastes 10:2 |
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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
Posted: January/23/2009 at 12:11 |
Someone saw a blonde eating a Tootsie Roll Pop and asked her, "So, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll - Tootsie Pop?"
Without a thought, the blonde replied, "Beats me, but it took almost the whole day just to lick through the wrapper." |
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
Ecclesiastes 10:2 |
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pyro6999
Optics Retard OT TITAN Joined: December/22/2006 Location: North Dakota Status: Offline Points: 22034 |
Posted: January/23/2009 at 12:20 |
there was motorcycle cop sitting on top of an over pass running radar on traffic approaching him, a little red sports car went whizzing past him at 90mph, so he promptly pulled the guy over. license and registration please, and what do you need to be driving so dang fast for mister? the cop asked. well you see sir, im a doctor, the cop pulled his shades down a little in intrest to hear more. oh really what kind of doctor are you? well, sir, its sorta imbarrassing, but im a rectum stretching doctor. the cop looked at him in disbelief, and said how does work? the guy says well i first start with a finger then two then three then the whole hand then an arm then another arm then a leg then the other leg until the rectum is stretched out to about 6ft tall. the cop takes of the sun glasses and says my word, what in the world do you ever do with a 6ft tall rectum?? the guy in the car without missing a beat says, well you give him a badge a motorcycle and radar gun and park him on top of an over pass.
price of the ticket $350 look on cops face priceless |
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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead" 343 we will never forget God Bless Chris Ledoux "good ride cowboy" |
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Ick
Optics Professional ICK, Ed's BOY Joined: October/08/2008 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 817 |
Posted: January/23/2009 at 12:46 |
Your idea reminded me of this article I had in my photobucket.
A happy couple......
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Ick, Ed's boy,www.ick.bz |
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pyro6999
Optics Retard OT TITAN Joined: December/22/2006 Location: North Dakota Status: Offline Points: 22034 |
Posted: January/23/2009 at 13:12 |
a very successful ob/gyn dr decided one day that he had enough of the medical field and decided to persue a new career. he quit his job and went to school to become an auto mechanic. he took all the classes and when it came time to do his last final before he graduated he got a little nervous. so he studied hard and took the test, the next day the grades were posted and he was confused, it showed his grade as 150%, so he found the auto shop professor and said im confused, how did i score 150% on the final when 100% is all that is possible? the professor said well its simple, i gave you a test to disasemble a cars engine ok so thats 50% i then asked you to reasemble the cars engine which was also worth 50%, the student interupted, but thats still only 100%! the professor said, yeah thats right, but i gave you and extra 50% because you are the first student who was able to do all that through the tail pipe.
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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead" 343 we will never forget God Bless Chris Ledoux "good ride cowboy" |
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