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    Posted: April/13/2010 at 12:20
 
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess...
“Will you marry me?”

The Princess said “NO!”    

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
                                                         
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My wife read that and said" you do all that and more, and your married"  i replyed well i must have married my soul mate then.

The wife just gave me a beer and is now cooking dinner.............i'm in her good books after my answer!
I'm classic shag nasty type.
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   Joe that WAS a great answer!
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Originally posted by Blondebombshell Blondebombshell wrote:

   Joe that WAS a great answer!
 
Yes it was...but that's only because he has that ultra rare breed of "cool" wife.  Most of us have never found that elusive species! :)
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VERY FUNNY!!!  Thunbs Up
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Some of us got lucky.  Mine gets up and fixes breakfast in the morning Mon. - Fri.  And she found the Ruger No. 1 .270 WTBY and Sako M591 7mm/08 that I own.  How cool is that.  Of course it took me 2x to find her.  1x is now on husband 3x.  Husband 2x lasted 20 months.  And I still hold the record 7 years (she got the itch and scratched it).
Some people are educated BEYOND their intelligence.
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A 3 Fart Salute is on the way!
If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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Originally posted by Average Joe Average Joe wrote:

My wife read that and said" you do all that and more, and your married"  i replyed well i must have married my soul mate then.

The wife just gave me a beer and is now cooking dinner.............i'm in her good books after my answer!
She was just happy you didn't smack her arounf today!
"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
--Thomas Jefferson



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