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Everything in Texas has got a sticker on it.  Shocked
 
 
      
 
 
 
      
 
 
 
 
        
 
 
 
      
 
 
 
 
 
 
         
 
 
 
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Dem hurrycanes can be nasty! Whacko
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You know yer in Texas when the snow is car-door-handle-deep!!   Bucky
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Nice pics SOE
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File:USA Galveston beach TX.jpg
 
 
 
       
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Old Time Galveston
 
  
 
 
     
 
 
The 1900 Hurricane
 
 
 
    
 
 
    
 
 
    
 
 
 
     
 
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Galveston  
 
 
      
 
 
 
 
 
 
     
 
 
 
        
 
 
 
 
The Bishop's Palace survived the 1900 Hurricane
 
 
 
 
    
 
 
 
  
 
 
 
 
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Such a great location; Texass, Arkansauce, Okrahomer, and Louseyanna. You can get in trouble in 3 out of 4 statesWhacko
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Bloomburg, Texas   Bucky
 
 
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Edited by Son of Ed - August/14/2011 at 18:36
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Looks like a prison!
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Boy!  both forks of his tongue were working there!!!
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WHISKEY

 In 1952, Armon M. Sweat, Jr., a member of the Texas House of  Representatives, was asked about his position on whiskey. What follows  is his exact answer (taken from the Political Archives of Texas):

"If you mean whiskey, the devil's brew, the poison scourge, the bloody  monster that defiles innocence, dethrones reason, destroys the home, creates misery and poverty, yea, literally takes the bread from the  mouths of little children; if you mean that evil drink that topples  Christian men and women from the pinnacles of righteous and gracious  living into the bottomless pit of degradation, shame, despair,  helplessness, and hopelessness, then, my friend, I am opposed to it with  every fiber of my being.

However, if by whiskey you mean the oil of conversation, the philosophic  wine, the elixir of life, the ale that is consumed when good fellows get together, that puts a song in their hearts and the warm glow of  contentment in their eyes; if you mean Christmas cheer, the stimulating  sip that puts a little spring in the step of an elderly gentleman on a  frosty morning; if you mean that drink that enables man to magnify his  joy, and to forget life's great tragedies and heartbreaks and sorrow; if  you mean that drink the sale of which pours into Texas treasuries untold  millions of dollars each year, that provides tender care for our little  crippled children, our blind, our deaf, our dumb, our pitifully aged and  infirm, to build the finest highways, hospitals, universities, and  community colleges in this nation, then my friend, I am absolutely,  unequivocally in favor of it.

This is my position, and as always, I refuse to compromise on matters of  principle."
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Originally posted by Son of Ed Son of Ed wrote:

 

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I'll take that to go, please.
 
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Edited by dsr - July/31/2011 at 17:18
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You know you're in Texas when you get a warning ticket for 100 in a 65...
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