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Son of Ed
Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 122210 |
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Everything in Texas has got a sticker on it.
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Dem hurrycanes can be nasty!
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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Son of Ed
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You know yer in Texas when the snow is car-door-handle-deep!!
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Nice pics SOE
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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken
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Son of Ed
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Old Time Galveston
The 1900 Hurricane
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Son of Ed
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Galveston
The Bishop's Palace survived the 1900 Hurricane
The Sea Wall
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Such a great location; Texass, Arkansauce, Okrahomer, and Louseyanna. You can get in trouble in 3 out of 4 states
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Son of Ed
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Bloomburg, Texas
Salute!!
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Son of Ed
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Edited by Son of Ed - August/14/2011 at 18:36 |
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Looks like a prison!
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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.
Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow Now the rules have changed again. |
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Son of Ed
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Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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Boy! both forks of his tongue were working there!!!
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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Son of Ed
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" I couldn't have hoodwinked a crowd any better!!! "
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WHISKEY
In 1952, Armon M. Sweat, Jr., a member of the Texas House of Representatives, was asked about his position on whiskey. What follows is his exact answer (taken from the Political Archives of Texas): "If you mean whiskey, the devil's brew, the poison scourge, the bloody monster that defiles innocence, dethrones reason, destroys the home, creates misery and poverty, yea, literally takes the bread from the mouths of little children; if you mean that evil drink that topples Christian men and women from the pinnacles of righteous and gracious living into the bottomless pit of degradation, shame, despair, helplessness, and hopelessness, then, my friend, I am opposed to it with every fiber of my being. However, if by whiskey you mean the oil of conversation, the philosophic wine, the elixir of life, the ale that is consumed when good fellows get together, that puts a song in their hearts and the warm glow of contentment in their eyes; if you mean Christmas cheer, the stimulating sip that puts a little spring in the step of an elderly gentleman on a frosty morning; if you mean that drink that enables man to magnify his joy, and to forget life's great tragedies and heartbreaks and sorrow; if you mean that drink the sale of which pours into Texas treasuries untold millions of dollars each year, that provides tender care for our little crippled children, our blind, our deaf, our dumb, our pitifully aged and infirm, to build the finest highways, hospitals, universities, and community colleges in this nation, then my friend, I am absolutely, unequivocally in favor of it. This is my position, and as always, I refuse to compromise on matters of principle." |
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dsr
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I'll take that to go, please. dsr
Edited by dsr - July/31/2011 at 17:18 |
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You know you're in Texas when you get a warning ticket for 100 in a 65...
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Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.
There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living |
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