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I have two patches of that type of cactus in my back yard. Mean s**t when you have to weed it!
When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.

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Tex-Mex charcoal filter underwear.....if you don't know why you ain't eatin' in the right cocina!! 




 
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Ice cream in the am also helps.
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Ok she kills a f'n Rhino and holds a Duiker?
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not your average teenager....
"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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Originally posted by Son of Ed Son of Ed wrote:


I was all over today.  Started out in Dallas/Irving.  Down to Red Oak, Waxahachie, Corsicana, back down to Hubbard and Waco.  Then up to West....back to Waco....then up to Clifton...Meridian...Glen Rose....out in the country close to Granbury....out to Cleburne....Keene....Cedar Hill....back to Grand Prairie.....











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Shocked  They would have been closed by 7:00 !!  
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I was at my last customer's house, out in the brush between Glen Rose and Granbury, at 6 PM.  I saved those two fellers for last because they actually have their garages behind their houses and I knew that they wouldn't be 'closed' when I got there!!  I didn't get back to Civilization until dark.




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If I had delivered those two guys earlier in the day, and had run the route in the opposite direction, I would not have gotten to the guys in Corsicana before closing time.  So I had to hit all the SHOPS first, and saved these two hermits for last.



 




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I was in Cleburne yesterday. This one feller had a 1963 Ford Galaxie 500 on his lot.  It's a driver.  Perfectly straight body----black...Whatever )


390, 3 speed stick with overdrive,  AC (!! )....interior needs work....twice pipes along the rocker panelsWhatever )





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I was thinking would it be nice to FIX IT UP!!?  Smile



















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