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Peddler
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I have two patches of that type of cactus in my back yard. Mean s**t when you have to weed it! |
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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.
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Son of Ed
Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Online Points: 122222 |
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Tex-Mex charcoal filter underwear.....if you don't know why you ain't eatin' in the right cocina!! |
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Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Online Points: 122222 |
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Peddler
Optics God Joined: July/04/2012 Location: Oswego,NY Status: Offline Points: 13532 |
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Ice cream in the am also helps.
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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.
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Son of Ed
Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Online Points: 122222 |
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" Dis guy is a plant in da audience to step on the laugh lines!! " |
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Son of Ed
Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Online Points: 122222 |
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" Maybe we'll post a nude photo here just to bring the Forum back over here!!! " |
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Son of Ed
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Peddler
Optics God Joined: July/04/2012 Location: Oswego,NY Status: Offline Points: 13532 |
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Ok she kills a f'n Rhino and holds a Duiker?
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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.
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Son of Ed
Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Online Points: 122222 |
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" Let's start a nude REDHEAD section over in Spotting Scopes!!! " |
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Son of Ed
Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Online Points: 122222 |
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Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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not your average teenager....
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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Son of Ed
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" Nope....she's ready for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition!! " |
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" She must have a lot of money, too!! " |
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Optics Jedi Knight Capt. BlowHard Joined: April/05/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 6082 |
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You should have stopped by SWFA |
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Son of Ed
Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Online Points: 122222 |
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They would have been closed by 7:00 !!
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Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Online Points: 122222 |
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I was at my last customer's house, out in the brush between Glen Rose and Granbury, at 6 PM. I saved those two fellers for last because they actually have their garages behind their houses and I knew that they wouldn't be 'closed' when I got there!! I didn't get back to Civilization until dark. |
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If I had delivered those two guys earlier in the day, and had run the route in the opposite direction, I would not have gotten to the guys in Corsicana before closing time. So I had to hit all the SHOPS first, and saved these two hermits for last.
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I was in Cleburne yesterday. This one feller had a 1963 Ford Galaxie 500 on his lot. It's a driver. Perfectly straight body----black... ( ) 390, 3 speed stick with overdrive, AC (!! )....interior needs work....twice pipes along the rocker panels ( ) Red interior |
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I was thinking would it be nice to FIX IT UP!!? |
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