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Nina Pham, the Dallas nurse infected with Ebola, has been upgraded to GOOD!!   Thunbs Up


Thank God for that!!  



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Dr. Pepper is now a favorite " Mouly " drink!
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Originally posted by Peddler Peddler wrote:

Memories!!!


LOL Skip... you're probably thinking of Pam does Peddler!  Big Grin
If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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Kendall Jones from Cleburne.  




   






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" Eduardo wishes he was twenty years younger! "   











" Umm....maybe Forty years younger! "  




 

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Today I went to Wichita Falls again in Wichita County, Texas  





I was right here today near the Hamilton Bldg Parking, to the left of the building. 





































      

  




    










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Years ago, in the seventies, I worked offshore in the Gulf. Sometimes we took a boat out there because it was too stormy to fly.  After a twelve hour wave-crashing voyage we would get hauled aboard by Personnel Basket!  Bucky  Most everyone ( excluding Your Host!! Big Grin ) was already Fatally Seasick....Puker





    


Imagine doing this off the deck of a heaving ship in a Tropical Storm!   Bucky




     









Here's a 'floater' during a storm somewhere in the world....there were jack-ups ( legs on the seabed), platforms, and semi-submersibles ( floaters ).  After a week or two on a floater, you'd have to get your land-legs back when you returned to land! 





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" Where Ed was working was International Waters.  The US, and most countries on Earth, claim a 12 mile Territorial Water area along their coastlines.  Recently, President Jackass was talking about giving up the USAs Territorial Water to the UN. We don't know what's going on there..."   






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He did it until he went crazy!!!
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In 1959, John Wayne and crew filmed THE HORSE SOLDIERS in Natchitoches, Louisiana.  






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Well, I guess it was filmed in 1958.....






In the movie there was the schoolmaster and his little corps of cadets from the local military school.....

One of the little boys was pulled out of line by his mother ( by his ear!! ) and yanked back home. ( You can see her coming in the background in this picture! ) She didn't want him to go get killed in the battle.  However, the little feller scrambled out of a back window and ran down the street to join his comrades.

I knew a guy in the oilfield in Shreveport who went to school with that kid!  My friend said that John Wayne and crew threw a barbeque for the whole town.  












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Peddler likes Kendall also!!!!!
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" ' Peddler likes Kendall Jones!' "   








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To get a hug from her might just be worth letting her shoot you.   Embarrased
Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.

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