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" Do I wanna ride a horse for twenty miles in a freakin' blizzard?  I just busted my ass yesterday on a roof! "    





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F' NO!

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" Twenty years later, Eduardo's wife divorces him because he's a slacker who never did a day's work in his life! "   








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It's gonna be 81* tomorrow in Texas.  I guess I can take my long underwear off!    Light It Up


 
 
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" Go to Mediterranean Avenue and help someone take off their underwear! "  









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I'd like to see those spring flowers in person...
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" Well, budperm, you'll have to come down here to Texas in April 'cause those bluebonnets are not gonna come lookin' for you. " 




  



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So, Bud wants to push up bluebonnets instead of daisy's! LOL
If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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