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budperm
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I've stayed at the Galvez once. Was not so grand when my gang stayed there, but it was still pretty nice. "Splash Day" at Galveston was 1st weekend in May every year... went from the time I was 12. Some good memories there... some not so good...
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Years and years ago me and my buds picked up some girls from Oklahoma State University on Bryan Beach, Texas....just across the Brazos River from Surfside Beach, Texas....... Bryan Beach is on the DOWN-CURRENT side of the mouth of the Brazos River as it dumps into the Gulf of Mexico.....the beach is littered with driftwood and stuff and the surf is dirtier....but that is where the married women with kids go to escape the Spring Breakers over at Surfside...... .....anyhoo.....we picked up these hotties....... |
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" ....it get's BETTER, folks....." |
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" Well, Eduardo and his buds....and his cousin, John.....had a little money in their pockets so they wanted to show these girls a BIG TIME!! " |
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.......to be continued........ |
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" Anyway, Eduardo took the whole gang to Galveston in his 1967 Firebird and figured that he would find some ENTERTAINMENT to impress the panties off these co-eds......" |
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" Well......Eduardo, not being a stranger to Honky-Tonks...., found a real DIVE on the WATERFRONT in Galveston....." |
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" ....a kind of a place where you could get Shanghaied and wake up tomorrow on the High Seas! " |
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Well, Eduardo started to do what he always does when he's in a strange honky-tonk....he bought a couple of pitchers of beer and started walking around filling up everyone's empty beer glasses!
Pretty soon Eduardo had 100 friends!!! Eduardo made friends with about seventy German Merchant Marine cadets!! ...and they invited Eduardo and THE GIRLS to come on up to their ship tied up in the harbor!!! So Eduardo and gang snuck up the gangplank and boarded a German freighter training ship and partied with a bunch of Germans who had tons of warm beer! The girls freaked out!!! Edited by Son of Ed - August/02/2019 at 19:13 |
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" The rest is censored....." |
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Sometimes "the rest of the story" is better left to the imagination...
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" Actually, no girls were molested and everyone got drunk (er) and a good time was had by all...." |
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" Those girls will never forget THAT night!! " |
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Somehow I think we all missed the true meat of that story....
And I'm going to go ahead and say it..... NONE were molested AGAINST their wills..... That they remember anyway...
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