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" Those girls are in their sixties by now....."     














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" Those girls are in their sixties by now....."     







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OMG! Ed, you scare me, or gross me out, or scare me because you gross me out, or gross me out and that scares me.
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Hmmmm, I'm thinking Lynn must have just polished his noggin....
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There was a hurricane on Kauai that destroyed all the chicken houses on the island.  First time I went there, I noticed HUNDREDS of chickens everywhere on the way to the hotel.  Got to the hotel and pulling into a parking space next to an outbuilding about 8 feet tall watched as two cats jumped off the building to catch chickens.  Winner winner, chicken dinner... It was a common thing...
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When I was growing up, and we were visiting relatives in the country, they all had chickens. What they call today free range chickens. There was chicken crap everywhere. I'd start the visit by trying to keep my shoes clean, but I'd end it by just making sure I wiped my feet before I went in the house.
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We had chickens......






......I hated them......nothing dumber on the whole Earth but a chicken......





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......I hated them......nothing dumber on the whole Earth but a chicken......






AOC and the flock...
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