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So what is Edrunner driving these days since his last delivery truck fried?
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Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

So what is Edrunner driving these days since his last delivery truck fried?



Actually, Super-Hero Break DanceEDUARDO saved the truck and half the load (!!) by jumping into the flames and fighting the blaze and got it all thrown to the ground!!  I finished my run that day minus the parts that got burned.  I still drive that truck!!   


JUST THIS WEEK another guy's load caught fire and the truck burned to the ground!!  Shocked 

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Just where did the fire start, Ed?  In the brakes? 
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Umm.....no.  In the back, in the load.  Someone ( not mentioning no names ) must have had some hot ashes off of a cigarette ( being held in left hand near window ) get blown back into the load.  

Later that person probably finished his cigarette ( a hand-rolled Bugler ) and put it out in the ashtray and several minutes later that person's load was on fire!!  


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Alpine, Texas 








The Chihuahuan Desert of West Texas









Big Bend National Park











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The Chihuahuan Desert is unique from the Sonoran Desert and the Great Basin Desert, etc....


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They even have a different smell!!   
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Well we haven't been to any of them, what's the difference!!!!!
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Wait, I'll take that back, I've been to Sonora. Had a sales meeting in Phoenix, stayed at the Arizona Biltmore. Real fancy hotel. Took a day trip to Sonora.
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The vegetation.  Moisture.  Dirt and minerals.  They look different, have different plants, rocks.   
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Great Basin Desert                                                                                                           Chihuahuan Desert 






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Red Desert, Wyoming  






Chihuahuan Desert, New Mexico  


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