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stickbow46
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WOW I thought you were acting out
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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken
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Peddler
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Don'tcha just love the " L" word !!!!! Peddler |
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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.
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tman1965
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Sometimes my tongue outruns my brain and I say something I haven't thought of yet!
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Alan Robertson
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I actually went to a bar the other night which turned out to be just
about the hottest trendy new place in town. You could add the ages of
any 2 of those kids up and they'd still not be as old as me... could
have been any of 'ems Daddy (might be).
Anyhow, it's been a long time since I've seen so many incredibly fabulous women in one place. I tried talking to a few of them- they had to be at least 23, but who can tell? I decided that they looked like they were talking to me out of charity... maybe I was just incomprehensible (reprehensible?) to them. They are still in that phase of life where they are ruled by the need to breed, while I'm past that and in the phase where I am paying for my sins. |
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"Garg'n uair dhuisgear"
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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So your married, huh.......
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8shots
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The other day I went to a bar. I said to the barman "Give those to ballet dancers a drink on me" He said, "Those are not ballet dancers, they are two Russian ladies trying to get my attention" !!!
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budperm
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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BeltFed
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I figured it out, it just didn't hit me
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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budperm
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Wouters off his game...
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BeltFed
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Must be the Blade Runner story has everyone over there pre-occupied
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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8shots
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He now goes by the name of Gun Runner
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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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