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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote stickbow46 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February/05/2013 at 15:21
WOW I thought you were acting out Clown
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Peddler Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February/05/2013 at 15:25
Originally posted by bugsNbows bugsNbows wrote:

Originally posted by stickbow46 stickbow46 wrote:

Bugs was that lesbian or Thespian [:}


Begins with an "L" as is lick. Cool


Don'tcha just love the " L" word !!!!!

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Originally posted by 338LAPUASLAP 338LAPUASLAP wrote:

So One of the comments another chick had after my comments to her friends was this "So is that Bud light or Corona in there?" looking at my beer belly, I told her "there's a tap underneath, If you wanna find out."
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Alan Robertson Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February/12/2013 at 13:42
I actually went to a bar the other night which turned out to be just about the hottest trendy new place in town. You could add the ages of any 2 of those kids up and they'd still not be as old as me... could have been any of 'ems Daddy (might be).
Anyhow, it's been a long time since I've seen so many incredibly fabulous women in one place.
I tried talking to a few of them- they had to be at least 23, but who can tell?
 I decided that they looked like they were talking to me out of charity... maybe I was just incomprehensible (reprehensible?) to them.
They are still in that phase of life where they are ruled by the need to breed, while I'm past that and in the phase where I am paying for my sins.
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So your married, huh....... Wink
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The other day I went to a bar. I said to the barman "Give those to ballet dancers a drink on me" He said, "Those are not ballet dancers, they are two Russian ladies trying to get my attention" !!!
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Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

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I figured it out, it just didn't hit meWhacker
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Wouters off his game...Wink
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote BeltFed Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March/04/2013 at 10:29
Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

Wouters off his game...Wink
Must be the Blade Runner story has everyone over there pre-occupiedClown
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

Wouters off his game...Wink
Must be the Blade Runner story has everyone over there pre-occupiedClown
 
He now goes by the name of Gun Runner
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