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Son of Ed
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Posted: July/08/2020 at 06:47 |
The loudest tires I ever had were.....BIAS ply! ( like Democrats!)
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budperm
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True but they are over-inflated and the ride is TERRIBLE....
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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Kickboxer
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Liberals last virtually forever... unless forced to WORK...
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Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.
There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living |
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BeltFed
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Dear Ed My cheap snow tires that whined all the time finally wore out. If I replace them with a couple of whiny liberals, will I get the same mileage out of them?
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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budperm
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Ed pleads the 5th..... he doesn't remember ANYTHING after the 2nd 5th.....
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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Kickboxer
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Dear Ed,
Today, Ben Shapiro said that Joe Biden is older than Methuselah... were you and creepy Joe buddies back when you were destroying ancient civilizations? Just Wondering...
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Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.
There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living |
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Kickboxer
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It's only slightly longer than a short story... but says a universe about humanity... written in 1953 and almost perfectly describes today's society. Pre-history, as it were.
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Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.
There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living |
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budperm
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For me it would take a couple of years to finish. I can't read in the evenings anymore. three words and I'm snoring....
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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Kickboxer
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Dear Ed,
You were going to read the novella "The Marching Morons" so we could have an intellectual discussion on science fiction as a predictor of "the future" (now current times). Are you so old you forgot... or did you forget how to read??? Still Waiting In Alabama...
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Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.
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Son of Ed
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Tell your wife that you're constipated and probably should lay off the bread for awhile......
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Alan Robertson
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Dear Ed,
I was playin' .45 golf on the North forty the other day and made one o' them perfect shots, which sailed that ball clean outa sight and over the hedge row next to the road that runs back to Fortis and Mabel's place. Wouldn't you know it, Mabel was drivin' into town on her bi-weekly grocery shoppin' spree and that dadburn golf ball lodged smack dab in the middle of her windshield. Now me and Fortis is real good pals and we worked out a deal where I'll replace the windshield with the one out o' that '69 Ford I've had parked down at the crick for awhile and throw in the rest of the car so it'll be handier for Fortis to come and get spare parts, just as soon as I cut that tree growin' through the floorboard and out the back window. Ok, those trees. Now things is fine with me and Fortis, but Mabel is friends with my mother-in- law and that... anyhow, she talked Mabel into not buyin' extra bread down at the day- old bread store and droppin' it off for my wife, just to jam me up with the ol' lady. Now, I really am in big trouble. What can i do? |
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"Garg'n uair dhuisgear"
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"....and a DVD of TOP GUN! " |
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" Get her something from Fredrick's of Hollywood! " |
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Ed, I don't know if this will help Alan, but Gina at Knob Creek Range gives broom driving lessons by appointment. You might recommend that if you think it's needed, but I yield to the experts.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Alan Robertson
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Dear Ed,
We were having a family dinner and my Mother- in- law kept going on and on about how much she likes her new broom. I couldn't help but ask her what kind of mileage she got and now I'm in real trouble. What can I do? |
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Son of Ed
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(...just in case....try to get that Vicks out of her hand and exchange it with Vaseline!! )
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Huh? 🥃
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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.
It is the same when you are stupid. |
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Go get drunk! Tell Billy Bob Skip (Peddler) says hello.
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
Anomymous |
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Alan Robertson
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Dear Ed,
Thanks for the advice, but I don't think it helped much. You see, I was driving home tonight and saw my Mother in law in the driveway and it looked like she was holding a family size jar of Vicks Vaporub in one hand and a creosote fence post in the other. I don't think she saw me before I detoured right quick down the alley behind Billy Bob's place. I ain't goin' home while she's there, what can I do? |
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