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3_tens
Optics Jedi Master Joined: January/08/2007 Location: Oklahoma Status: Offline Points: 7853 |
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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.
Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow Now the rules have changed again. |
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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Need a new septic tank but Can't afford to have it dug up?
Call the cops and tell them your recently departed whatever told you they killed someone and hid the body in the septic tank....
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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3_tens
Optics Jedi Master Joined: January/08/2007 Location: Oklahoma Status: Offline Points: 7853 |
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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.
Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow Now the rules have changed again. |
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Son of Ed
Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Online Points: 122222 |
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Alan Robertson
Optics Master Joined: October/31/2009 Location: Oklahoma Status: Offline Points: 1763 |
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"Garg'n uair dhuisgear"
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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cheaptrick
MODERATOR Joined: September/27/2004 Location: South Carolina Status: Offline Points: 20844 |
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Dear Ed....
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If at first you don't secede...try..try again.
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Son of Ed
Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Online Points: 122222 |
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" Get Mandela on the phone and ask him if there is a God! " |
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RifleDude
MODERATOR EVIL OPPRESSOR Joined: October/13/2006 Location: Texas Status: Offline Points: 16337 |
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Dear Ed,
Speaking of creepy people, these...folks all live on my street and scare the crap outta me! Do they scare you too? Signed, Nightmares in Niagara Falls |
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Ted
Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle. |
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RifleDude
MODERATOR EVIL OPPRESSOR Joined: October/13/2006 Location: Texas Status: Offline Points: 16337 |
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Dear Ed,
Bigdaddy sent me this selfie... Then, only a few hours later, Budperm sent me this selfie... So my question is, do you think the odds are high that I can expect to receive a self photo from Peddler soon too? Best regards, Sekshall Harassee in Tallahassee |
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Ted
Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle. |
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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Darn you, you promised you wouldn't post that picture of me without my hair....
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
--Thomas Jefferson |
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Peddler
Optics God Joined: July/04/2012 Location: Oswego,NY Status: Offline Points: 13532 |
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Ted, I think I just wet my pants.
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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.
It is the same when you are stupid. |
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cheaptrick
MODERATOR Joined: September/27/2004 Location: South Carolina Status: Offline Points: 20844 |
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Hahaha.....
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cheaptrick
MODERATOR Joined: September/27/2004 Location: South Carolina Status: Offline Points: 20844 |
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It's time for the all knowing, all seeing Ed to render his super keen insight to the aforementioned inquiries...
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If at first you don't secede...try..try again.
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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How long are you going to pontificate Oh Great One?
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
--Thomas Jefferson |
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Kickboxer
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I think something was lost in translation...
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Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.
There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living |
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Son of Ed
Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Online Points: 122222 |
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" If I was Ted I would get out of town and move to Transylvania. " " As for those other freaks, I would notify the EPA and the Nuclear Regulatory Commission! " |
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cheaptrick
MODERATOR Joined: September/27/2004 Location: South Carolina Status: Offline Points: 20844 |
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Dear Ed.
My son and daughter have offered to pay for a total make over for me, but I like the way I look. How can I graciously tell them "no"? I don't want to hurt their feelings, ya know? Signed, Chitown Chick Magnet |
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If at first you don't secede...try..try again.
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bugsNbows
Optics God bowsNbugs Joined: March/10/2008 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 11201 |
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Dear Ed, please tell Mark to man up ...... and drink MORE!!!
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
Anomymous |
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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That and he needs to stop sucking on that stogie before his face implodes...
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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