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 Tell your relatives that you have met your soul mate and that you two are inviting them to come along with you on your First Date to Home Depot.  That ought to shut them up.  




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Originally posted by Son of Ed Son of Ed wrote:


 Tell your relatives that you have met your soul mate and that you two are inviting them to come along with you on your First Date to Home Depot.  That ought to shut them up.  




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So that worked for you did it?!?!?
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Dear Ed:

I have some kids that keep hanging around my house and INSIST that I let them come inside my home and use the phone. I tell them NO, but they insist. Don't most kids have their own cell phones these days?? 
Do these youngsters seem OK to you? I hate to keep telling them to go away, but they keep coming back to my house...but those black eyes!! Kinda creepy. 

 

  
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Dear Ed:
I read a recent letter about a gent who had problems with creepy black-eyed kids repeatedly wanting to borrow his phone. That reminds me, I have a similar problem.

Some folks just moved into the neighborhood who are obviously farmers of some kind 'cause they grow a helluva lot of corn, and they also must be Mormons, 'cause they gotta helluva large brood of rug rats. Anyway, these dang-gum kids keep coming over, banging on the door (interrupting me and the old lady's special fun time with power tools and cutlery, if ya know what I'm sayin'Wink), asking if they can borrow my scythe. I ain't got a scythe.

So, my question is, what's the deal with kids these days and borrowing? And, what the hell is a scythe?



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Heck, getting a kid to take out the trash now is near impossible. Looks like little go-getters you got there. 
  
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Tell these kids that Spring Break is over and that it's time that they reported back to their respective universities to finish their Diversity Studies Degree.  








Don't let 'em in....stick the scythe up this kid's jet pack!   





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Dear Ed:

I keep hearing kids talk about "hash tags" all the time. I thought demand for that stuff kinda fizzled shortly after Woodstock.

Are bell-bottom jeans gonna make a comeback too?

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I'm in favor of Bell-Bottomed cut-offs for gals!!!   Bucky













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Why am I such an idiot and why do my "friends" avoid me? I don't fart much and my breath ain't nasty! Loco
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Dear Ed
Will hotpants ever make a comeback?
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Larry, is it true you can breathe through your ears?
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She believes soCool
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Yeah and she also paid alot for that muffler.....
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Happy New Year, Eduardo!!!  Howdy  Howdy  Howdy
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Still looking good as ever Ed.
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Dear Ed,

 I have an AR, or two.  How can I fix this?  Is there any help for me???

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