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Kickboxer
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There's more to Ed than meets the eye… (thank goodness)...
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Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.
There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living |
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Son of Ed
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Tell your relatives that you have met your soul mate and that you two are inviting them to come along with you on your First Date to Home Depot. That ought to shut them up. |
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3_tens
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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.
Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow Now the rules have changed again. |
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budperm
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So that worked for you did it?!?!?
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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cheaptrick
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Dear Ed:
I have some kids that keep hanging around my house and INSIST that I let them come inside my home and use the phone. I tell them NO, but they insist. Don't most kids have their own cell phones these days?? Do these youngsters seem OK to you? I hate to keep telling them to go away, but they keep coming back to my house...but those black eyes!! Kinda creepy. |
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If at first you don't secede...try..try again.
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RifleDude
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Dear Ed:
I read a recent letter about a gent who had problems with creepy black-eyed kids repeatedly wanting to borrow his phone. That reminds me, I have a similar problem. Some folks just moved into the neighborhood who are obviously farmers of some kind 'cause they grow a helluva lot of corn, and they also must be Mormons, 'cause they gotta helluva large brood of rug rats. Anyway, these dang-gum kids keep coming over, banging on the door (interrupting me and the old lady's special fun time with power tools and cutlery, if ya know what I'm sayin'), asking if they can borrow my scythe. I ain't got a scythe. So, my question is, what's the deal with kids these days and borrowing? And, what the hell is a scythe? Signed, Cornus interrupt-us |
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Ted
Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle. |
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Voodoo6
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Heck, getting a kid to take out the trash now is near impossible. Looks like little go-getters you got there.
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"A prisoner of the white lines on the freeway"
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Son of Ed
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Tell these kids that Spring Break is over and that it's time that they reported back to their respective universities to finish their Diversity Studies Degree. Don't let 'em in....stick the scythe up this kid's jet pack! |
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RifleDude
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Dear Ed:
I keep hearing kids talk about "hash tags" all the time. I thought demand for that stuff kinda fizzled shortly after Woodstock. Are bell-bottom jeans gonna make a comeback too? Signed, Perplexed and undersexed in Tex |
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Ted
Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle. |
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Son of Ed
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I'm in favor of Bell-Bottomed cut-offs for gals!!!
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bugsNbows
Optics God bowsNbugs Joined: March/10/2008 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 11201 |
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Dear Ed,
Why am I such an idiot and why do my "friends" avoid me? I don't fart much and my breath ain't nasty!
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
Anomymous |
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Son of Ed
Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Online Points: 122218 |
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" Shave your back!! " |
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BeltFed
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Dear Ed
Will hotpants ever make a comeback? Sincerely Larry Longfinger
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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bugsNbows
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Larry, is it true you can breathe through your ears?
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
Anomymous |
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BeltFed
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She believes so
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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budperm
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Yeah and she also paid alot for that muffler.....
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
--Thomas Jefferson |
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budperm
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Happy New Year, Eduardo!!!
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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Son of Ed
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SD Dog
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Still looking good as ever Ed.
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If nobody ever said anything unless he knew what he was talking about, a ghastly hush would descend upon the earth. AP Herbert
Stupidity & ignorance have been the foundation for many certainties. |
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Kickboxer
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Dear Ed, I have an AR, or two. How can I fix this? Is there any help for me??? Lost |
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Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.
There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living |
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