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BeltFed
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Ed started the Grand Canyon after he discovered beer
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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budperm
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Yes, but it was just urine erosion along the crack.....
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" Eduardo wanted to marry me.....but I told him he was too old! " |
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Ouch
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" I loved budperm, the little weasel! " |
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budperm
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Aw, grandma cut that out, I know ya love me.... no coat-hanger required...
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Son of Ed
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" Eduardo is so old that he remembers when pick up truck batteries used to be under the floor of the front seat in front of the passenger side....you removed a steel hatch and jump started the jalopy..." |
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" Eduardo once got his foot run over by the tire on the hay wagon! " |
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" And it had a ton of hay on it! " |
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" Eduardo is so old that he remembers being able to see a Woody Woodpecker cartoon before the movie started! " |
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Eduardo is so old he remembers when phone numbers began with two letters!!! Back in the fifties Eduardo's phone number was WI-5-4796......( That was Windsor 5-4796...) Eduardo remembers when telephones didn't have curly cue cords.... |
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" Yeah! Get me WIndsor 5-4796 and step on it! " |
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budperm
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Heck Eduardo I remember the old 5 digit phone numbers myself....
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Eduardo is so old he had a Mason jar full of clay marbles on the farm.... |
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Eduardo is so old he thinks fences were made out of stones.... |
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Eduardo is so old he remembers when an Imperial Electrician's knife was ONE DOLLAR!! His dad bought him one at the Beacon Feed Store in Lemon, Pennsylvania long ago.... |
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Eduardo went to Keystone Academy, too.....except by then it was Keystone Junior College.....now Keystone College..... It's very freaking expensive..... " Eduardo 'withdrew' to save the embarrassment of being thrown out. " |
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