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Son of Ed
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Son of Ed
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Eduardo is SO OLD that he remembers Greenie Stickum Caps!!!
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Son of Ed
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Eduardo farted during the signing of the Magna Carta......... |
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Kickboxer
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So he's aways been an old fart...
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Ah, real Greenie Stickem Caps weren't roll caps, they peeled off of a sheet and stuck to the back of the cartridge case that went into many of the toy guns that Mattel made. The cartridge had a spring in it that launched a grey bullet when it was hit by the toy gun's hammer. The stickem cap went off (sometimes) when it was hit by the hammer. The roll caps were for the Tommy gun. |
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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budperm
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Show off..... Just had be something that goes Bang!!!
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Son of Ed
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Sometimes we just put the box on the sidewalk and threw a big rock on it and blew em ALL up! |
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BeltFed
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Sissy. We just put the roll on the porch steps, and hit it with one of dad's hammers.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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budperm
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I remember finding a railroad warning signal. I didn't know what it was as it was a paper rapped 2" square with two big thick soft lead tabs. A neighbor told me what it was. It was intended to wrap the lead tabs around a rail. When a train rolled over it....BOOM! loud enough for the conductor to hear over the roar of the diesels.
So, being young and stupid I wrapped it around the top rail on my parents brand new chain link fence. I then climbed onto the roof and dropped a big rock on it... I'm luck to have not gotten hit by any of the pieces of exploded rock... It did blow out a window on that side of the house.... it also severely bent the 20' section of top rail it had been mounted to.... Needless to say, my backside was a tad sore for a while...... Lesson learned!
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BeltFed
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Bud hadn't entirely become a redneck yet. He wasn't old enough to get a beer first.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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budperm
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Funny thing that.... Thank God, I never developed a taste for beer. I wouldn't be here today if I had....
Nope I was 8-9 years old and had only been smoking for 3 years...
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That's about when my cousins started smoking.
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budperm
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Actually I was still an active Asthmatic at that point... i didn't start smoking till high school.
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My cousins were born rednecks. Then again, so was I, except I didn't smoke or drink; I just liked to fight.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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"I wanna party with THIS guy..."
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budperm
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Where's Brando's dumpster when you need it???
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budperm
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Here, hold my beer while I knock you out..... HEY you spilled my beer, I'm gonna kick your a......
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The down side of that Dan was they were all country boys that grew up to be bigger than me. I'm just lucky they didn't hold grudges.
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" That comment about spilling that beer has scared Eduardo out of seven year's growth! " |
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