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BeltFed
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Ed is so old he remembers when the Smith Brothers were a couple of brats that wouldn't stay off his lawn.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Son of Ed
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Eduardo trimmed the edge of the lawn around buildings with a hand clipper.
Never owned a weed-eater.
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BeltFed
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Not even a goat?
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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budperm
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I think he pleads the fifth.
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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budperm
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Eduardo is the one who taught goats how to eat back when they only ate grass...
They now have the same stomachs...
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Dogger
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This sounds about right for Ed these days…..
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God save the Empire!
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Son of Ed
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Making something for Eduardo to drink.... |
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Son of Ed
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"...and then they called Eduardo a racist for calling that jerk a Babylonian!!" |
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BeltFed
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Guess you just had to be there.
Of course we weren't.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Son of Ed
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Eduardo invented a Warhead by shooting a flaming arrow into a vase filled with Bacardi 151.... |
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Son of Ed
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Son of Ed
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Eduardo arrives in Virginia in 1619 with a ship full of rum and two tons of gunpowder. |
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Son of Ed
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Son of Ed
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Eduardo is so old that when he went across the Golden Gate Bridge the toll was 25 cents..... |
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Son of Ed
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budperm
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Haw! I remember 10 cents tow in Jacksonville, FL. Was supposed to last 10 years. Well.... 45 years later it is still here and now $1.50.
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budperm
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tolls like taxes never go away...
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budperm
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Hee hee, same for Eduardo and trolls
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Son of Ed
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The toll for the Golden Gate Bridge is now $9.75....
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Son of Ed
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"Eduardo is so old he remembers when The Grand Canyon was just a creek running through the desert...." |
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