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Ed is so old he remembers when the Smith Brothers were a couple of brats that wouldn't stay off his lawn.
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Eduardo trimmed the edge of the lawn around buildings with a hand clipper. 

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Not even a goat?
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I think he pleads the fifth.
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Eduardo is the one who taught goats how to eat back when they only ate grass...

They now have the same stomachs...
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This sounds about right for Ed these days…..





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Making something for Eduardo to drink....






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"...and then they called Eduardo a racist for calling that jerk a Babylonian!!"   
















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Guess you just had to be there.
Of course we weren't.
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Eduardo is so old that when he went across the Golden Gate Bridge the toll was 25 cents.....   Big Grin




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Haw! I remember 10 cents tow in Jacksonville, FL.  Was supposed to last 10 years.  Well.... 45 years later it is still here and now $1.50.
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tolls like taxes never go away...
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Hee hee, same for Eduardo and trolls
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The toll for the Golden Gate Bridge is now $9.75....   Say What


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