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    Posted: December/17/2020 at 06:56
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Originally posted by supertool73 supertool73 wrote:

Ed is that designssalad site satire?

So how does a dead man get a woody so that nasty chick can have sex with him?  And the bigger question is, how does he ejaculate if he is dead? 



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f you die face-down, your blood could also conceivably settle in your penis—which creates the appearance of a boner. But the chances of going out with a bang are pretty slim, says Judy Melinek, M.D., forensic pathologist and coauthor ofWorking Stiff: Two Years, 262 Bodies, and the Making of a Medical Examiner.

It’s actually more possible that your penis will look like it’s ejaculated after you’ve died. “Sometimes we’ll find discharge near the penis on a corpse, but this comes from the passive seeping of fluid from the prostate gland,” Dr. Melinek says. “It’s leakage—not ejaculate.” 


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Ed is that designssalad site satire?

So how does a dead man get a woody so that nasty chick can have sex with him?  And the bigger question is, how does he ejaculate if he is dead? 


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A few weeks back Elon Musk had 4 tests done in the same day.  2 showed positive 2 showed negative. 

If they can't even get the tests right, really makes you wonder about the "cure"
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Still a high number of instances (not reported or even hinted at by the communist media now rampant within the United States) of things like a fatal auto accident where the driver and a passenger tested positive for CV19 reported as "cause of death... COVID-19".  Friends and family said they had exhibited no signs of the disease...
A high percentage of false positives are being reported...especially with the "fast COVID test"...

There is an attempt to "reset" the world... one world order and all that garbage.  If it can be done in the United States, the rest of the world will be easy.  
 
There is no "IF"!!! If Trump can't stop this here and now we are all staring it right in the face!! That is ultimately what this is all about anyway.............
 
Those who hold office in world gov will be the "haves" and the rest will be the "have nots".
The subjects and slaves to the ruling lords of misery........
 
All you liberal m00rons are blind to the future you are choosing for yourselves and your children........and the rest of us!
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Still a high number of instances (not reported or even hinted at by the communist media now rampant within the United States) of things like a fatal auto accident where the driver and a passenger tested positive for CV19 reported as "cause of death... COVID-19".  Friends and family said they had exhibited no signs of the disease...
A high percentage of false positives are being reported...especially with the "fast COVID test"...

There is an attempt to "reset" the world... one world order and all that garbage.  If it can be done in the United States, the rest of the world will be easy.  
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I am SICK of governors who think they are kings, of senators and congressmen who think they are "leaders" instead of servants, of government personnel who get paid their salary every 2 weeks while preaching to the public why it is OK for them to NOT be able to work and get paid...
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No, it was just you, Eduardo...
Just kidding... yes, the system was "unreachable" for about that long, but I believe they were doing maintenance.  
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Where do you put the CDs???
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more accurately....their idiots.

They probably have the latest top of the line cellphone too...
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That’s a hoot Dan. Wonder what they’d do if faced with something really challenging like a percolator - “Hey, where do you put the pods in?”
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I try very hard to give humanity "the benefit of the doubt".  I am more often than not disappointed...

Because I have purchased the Sony 300 disc CD-changer in the past, I get questions on its operations, etc.  Today... the question I got was almost more than I could stand... "How do I hear the music?".  OBVIOUSLY this person bought the thing thinking it was a boombox that one loads with CDs and then just hit PLAY and listen for HOURS... not understanding that at the very least it requires an amplifier/receiver, speakers and the associated connective cabling to make it work.  I have two of them that I should sell... I got mine for $399.00 each... they are now selling for $1599.99 (discontinued item).  However, there is no replacement item of equivalent capability so I'll just hang on to them.
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Your election has wheels???

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This election is going to drive me to drink.....
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Have to believe that the dems have something big planned seeing that they must know they have no legitimate chance of winning. Guess we'll know by tomorrow what that "big thing" is. Their efforts of fraud and cheating will likely be blatant and off the charts obvious. Like a population of 1 million having a voter turnout of 1.8 million............Will be sooo glad when all this is old news!! 
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I have voted in Alabama for 22 years, though several times by absentee ballot due to travel/deployment.  Never has there been a line a my polling place.  Today, my wife and I arrived at 0630 for an opening at 0700... there were 15 people already standing at the door when we got there (and BTW, no one here in this town is "AFRAID" of CV19... masks went on upon entry to the building, as required by MeMaw Ivey, came off as soon as out the door) and by the time we exited, there was a line all around the parking lot all the way out to the roadway...several hundred feet and well over 100 people... people were having to park on the highway.  Passed another polling place on the way back home and it was similarly crowded.  One year, I voted at about 1800 after work and I was number 71 (less than 7 people per hour).  I would say there is a huge support for the President in this area...
I've seen 1 Biden sign in this area, have never spoken to anyone voting for him.
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