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While the lovely Mrs. Winkle is resting, I'd be looking for a new dentist......

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Originally posted by cheaptrick cheaptrick wrote:


Or...in this case the "hind" sight. 


I'm sensing there's a clever pun in there somewhere.
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Is it safe?
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote cheaptrick Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January/27/2015 at 10:42
Originally posted by RifleDude RifleDude wrote:

Originally posted by cheaptrick cheaptrick wrote:


Or...in this case the "hind" sight. 


I'm sensing there's a clever pun in there somewhere.

Uh...huh...huh...he said "in there"....huh...huh....

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Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Is it safe?

What a great line. I learned clove oil's pain killing properties from that movie.  
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When you do a Giant Burp, it saves wear and tear on the ass and cleans the teeth!  Smile 




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Saves even more wear and tear on your undewear....   Oh, that's right!  YOu don't wear any...Say What
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More info than required!!!Whacko
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Dear Ed
I just replaced the toilet in my bathroom with a new Mega Flush model that will flush a bucket of golf balls, although I don't know why I would want to flush a bucket of golf balls. Anyway I tried to put the old one out for the garbage man, but he won't take it, so I had to put it on the front porch to get it out of the way and keep the neighborhood kids from peeing in it. It's been sitting there for a couple of weeks now and the neighborhood association has started to complain and given me notice that I have to do something with it. I don't know what to do, the garbage man won't take it, and the neighborhood association won't let me leave it on the front porch. Could I take the tank lid and seat off, fill the tank and bowl with potting soil, plant some panzies in it and call it a flower pot to satisfy the neighborhood association?
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Plant toadSTOOLS in it!  
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