Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob , the next-door neighbor..
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob , after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
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Ed Connelly
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Posted: January/12/2009 at 15:06 |
( I'm writing all this stuff down..............................)
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lucytuma
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Posted: January/13/2009 at 10:06 |
Good stuff, Passed it on.
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"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson
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Posted: January/17/2009 at 15:11 |
This is good and I am posting here to bring it back to the top. 3:10 pm and this is the first post on the ED show today. ED was on at 5:30 this morning . Slacker.
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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.
Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow Now the rules have changed again.
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Monster
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Posted: January/17/2009 at 16:40 |
3_tens thanks for bringing it back up I finally took time to read the lessons. The Moral of the Story: Read every post and you might become more wise than you began the day (and maybe a little happier)
Edited by Monster - January/17/2009 at 16:40
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"Get Busy Livin' or get busy dyin'" -Red (Shawshank Redemption)
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Ed Connelly
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Posted: January/17/2009 at 17:10 |
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trigger29
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Posted: January/17/2009 at 19:25 |
E-mailing to my former boss.
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Posted: January/17/2009 at 19:34 |
The moral to # 5 is so true.
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