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cyborg
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Posted: August/17/2009 at 12:21 |
Subject: Fw: IQ Test
A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"
The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please." The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had. The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered "oh, about 164." The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity', 'inter-steller space travel', 'the latest medical break throughs', etc....... The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A Martini please."
Again it was superb. The robot again asked "what is your IQ sir?" This time the man answered, "Oh about 100". So the robot started discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this weekend. The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"?? This time the man drawled out "Uh..... bout 40". The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked, "A-r-e y-o-u p-e-o-p-l-e h-a-p-p-y w-i-t-h O-B-A-M-A? |
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Ick
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I don't think Ed got the joke....
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cyborg
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects. OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause. Cyborg |
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lucytuma
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"Buyers remorse", I like that Billy!
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"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson
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SD Dog
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Perfect example of it.
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If nobody ever said anything unless he knew what he was talking about, a ghastly hush would descend upon the earth. AP Herbert
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Steelbenz
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Billy sorry bro. I gotta steal that joke!!!
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"Don't argue with a fool! From a distance you can't really tell who's who!"
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Ed Connelly
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( " But Ollie, I don't get it...." )
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