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    Posted: August/17/2009 at 12:21
Subject: Fw: IQ Test

A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he
noticed that the bartender was a robot.
The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"
The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please."
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man
had ever had. The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
The man answered "oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity', 'inter-steller space travel', 'the latest medical break throughs', etc.......
The man was most impressed.
 
He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A Martini please."
Again it was superb. The robot again asked "what is your IQ sir?"
This time the man answered, "Oh about 100".
So the robot started discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and
what to expect the Dodgers to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a
stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"??
This time the man drawled out "Uh..... bout 40".
The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,
"A-r-e y-o-u p-e-o-p-l-e h-a-p-p-y w-i-t-h O-B-A-M-A?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ick Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August/17/2009 at 13:37
I don't think Ed got the joke....
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote cyborg Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August/17/2009 at 13:39
Originally posted by Ick Ick wrote:

I don't think Ed got the joke....
Post election "buyers remorse?" Laugh
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote lucytuma Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August/17/2009 at 15:39
"Buyers remorse", I like that Billy!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote SD Dog Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August/17/2009 at 16:01
Perfect example of it.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Steelbenz Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August/17/2009 at 18:04
Billy sorry bro.  I gotta steal that joke!!!  
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ed Connelly Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August/17/2009 at 18:21
( " But Ollie, I don't get it...." ) 
 
 
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