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billyburl2
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: January/08/2009 Location: Cottonwood, AZ Status: Offline Points: 4015 |
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Posted: January/25/2010 at 22:28 |
A father asked his 10 yr old if he knew about the "birds and the bees".
"I DON"T WANT TO KNOW" the boy said bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got 'There's No Easter Bunny' speech. At seven it was the 'No Tooth Fairy'speech. When I turned eight you hit me with the 'No Santa' speech! Now if you tell me 'Grown-ups' don't get laid, I will have nothing to live for!!!
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If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
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lucytuma
Optics Jedi Knight Joined: November/25/2007 Location: Wisconsin Status: Offline Points: 5389 |
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Good one Billy.
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"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson
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Old Glory
Optics Apprentice Joined: December/19/2008 Status: Offline Points: 80 |
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LOL
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hunterwingler
Optics Master Joined: April/03/2009 Location: Idaho Status: Offline Points: 1420 |
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LMAO
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I wasn't upset about the black cat crossing my path this morning but mouthing "your fu@#ed" as he passed was just rude.
If Guns kill people mine are all defective |
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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3_tens
Optics Jedi Master Joined: January/08/2007 Location: Oklahoma Status: Offline Points: 7853 |
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The not getting laid starts after the 3rd year of marriage. Maybe thats why Cy gets married so often.
Edited by 3_tens - January/27/2010 at 16:10 |
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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.
Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow Now the rules have changed again. |
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