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3_tens
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Posted: February/04/2011 at 16:45 |
You are walking along holding an umbrella for your wife. You approach a gate with an obstruction above it made of steel.
Choose one: a. You should lower the umbrella, close the umbrella, pass the umbrella through the gate and open it on the other side. b. You should leave the umbrella open and pass it over the top of the obstruction and continue on the other side. c. You should continue to hold the umbrella in the same position because a metal solid will pass through another metal solid unobstructed. It a law of physics. d. You should resign because you are too dumb to hold a public office. |
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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.
Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow Now the rules have changed again. |
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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mike650
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“A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be.” – Fred Bear
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stickbow46
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: January/07/2009 Location: Benton, Pa Status: Offline Points: 4678 |
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& there goes another Trillion
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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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8shots
Optics Jedi Knight Lord Of The Flies Joined: March/14/2007 Location: South Africa Status: Offline Points: 6253 |
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Ed you left one option out:
You are to dumbass to get the umbrella to the other side: Collect $200million and move to the Whitehouse!
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bugsNbows
Optics God bowsNbugs Joined: March/10/2008 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 11200 |
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Y'all got it all wrong. You MUST call in a SEIU Union guy for umbrella management assistance. Charges will only include: dress time, walk time, drive time and contemplation time. Not doing so will result in a filed grievance, and the Chicago Mafia will visit your home. Lets get with the program.
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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" How many states are there in the USA?? "
" Ummm..............57!!!!! "
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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Kickboxer
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Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.
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budperm
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impeccable logic, Rochester!!!
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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stickbow46
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That's what Cheers so great.....The logic
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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken
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Ed Connelly
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" ..............Well, what do you think of that story, Sam......."
" I don't know. I stopped listening. "
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