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budperm
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Posted: October/12/2012 at 06:03 |
The Dead Parrot
"Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Ed, that your parrot, he is dead. "My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?" "Si, Senor, that's the one." "Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from? "From eating the rotten meat, Senor Ed." "Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?" "Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse." "Dead horse? What dead horse?" "The thoroughbred, Senor Ed." "My prize thoroughbred is dead?" "Yes, Senor Ed, he died from all that work pulling the water cart." "Are you insane? What water cart?" "The one we used to put out the fire, Senor." "Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?" "The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire." "What the hell? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle?!" "Yes, Senor Ed." "But there's electricity at the house! What was the candle for?" "For the funeral, Senor Ed." "WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!" "Your wife's, Senor Ed. She showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief, so I shot her with your new Kreighoff Limited Edition Custom Gold Engraved Trap Special with the custom-made Wenig Exhibition Grade Stock. "
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Dogger
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Priorities Ed, priorities..........
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God save the Empire!
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bugsNbows
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LOL. Bud, you've outdone yourself!!!
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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3_tens
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At least ED has his priorities right.
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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.
Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow Now the rules have changed again. |
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budperm
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Lile the wife still rubbing it in, huh?
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lucytuma
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Love it!
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"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson
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Alan Robertson
Optics Master Joined: October/31/2009 Location: Oklahoma Status: Offline Points: 1763 |
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"Garg'n uair dhuisgear"
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Son of Ed
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Visit the Ed Show
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budperm
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Oh don't be playing....MAD... you know your laughing..and it's true!
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3_tens
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Ed's still upset over the parrot.
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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.
Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow Now the rules have changed again. |
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stickbow46
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: January/07/2009 Location: Benton, Pa Status: Offline Points: 4678 |
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Ernesto,that name is very familiar! Good one Bud
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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken
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Son of Ed
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" Thank God it's okay....." |
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magshooter1
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True Story: After my grandfather passed away we were at his house getting his shotguns to carry to our house. I was coming down the stairs with a Browning Sweet 16 that had been shot less than 25 times. I slipped and fell and went down the stairs on my back, shotgun in one hand and a box of shells in the other. When I stopped a the bottom the first thing I heard was my father saying "that shotgun better not be hurt!"
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budperm
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Well your here so I guess it was okay....
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budperm
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Ed, was your FATHER?!?!?!??!
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magshooter1
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No, I am a son of Sam. And yes, the shotgun was fine, obviously. Dad, by the way, is still formidable; last year at 89 he killed a 8 pt. and a 10 pt. with his faithful .270 rem. pump.
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