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Bigdaddy0381
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Posted: June/19/2013 at 14:19 |
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.. Here's how it all went. My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night. Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, What's for dinner, Zorro?" |
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SVT_Tactical
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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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bugsNbows
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I like that! Thanks for the chuckle.
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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Son of Ed
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" BigDaddy is back with the Crazy Stuff!! " |
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Visit the Ed Show
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budperm
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Actually that was: "Earlier today I balled a 39 yr old."
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house.
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
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Peddler
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Starting the day with is always a good thing!
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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.
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budperm
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No worse then pulling a tooth....
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bugsNbows
Optics God bowsNbugs Joined: March/10/2008 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 11201 |
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I don't know Bud. I've had a couple of teeth yanked, but still have both jewels! I feel fine though.
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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budperm
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having and using are too different things.... unfortunately!
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed
was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope,
propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With
the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and
read the letter.
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
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budperm
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Reality Check!!!
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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SVT_Tactical
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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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stickbow46
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Son, have you heard of the worst 3 Chinese tortures
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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken
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