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8shots
Optics Jedi Knight Lord Of The Flies Joined: March/14/2007 Location: South Africa Status: Offline Points: 6253 |
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Posted: December/02/2016 at 01:54 |
For years the husband woke up in the morning, stretched and let rip some awesome farts. This teed the wife off no end. She complained and told him that one day he is still going fart his guts out. This never bothered the husband who merrily bugled away.
One Thanksgiving morning she got up early to prepare the turkey. When she opened it up she found the plastic bag with the gizzard, neck and liver inside. She had a great idea. She sneaked into the room, quietly lifted the blankets and dumped the contents right at his bum. A little while later she heard him wake, stretch and sound the bugle. Then she heard a terrifying scream and him rushing to the bathroom. Fifteen minutes later he appeared all pale. She innocently asked what is wrong. He replied: You know all these years you warned me about farting in bed. Well today it happened, I farted my guts out. But don't worry he continued, with a lot of Vaseline and two fingers I managed to push it all back
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BeltFed
Optics Retard Joined: February/12/2008 Location: Ky Status: Offline Points: 22287 |
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Don't think I want any of that stuffing. |
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Glock
Optics Master Joined: November/06/2005 Location: South Africa Status: Offline Points: 1430 |
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😜😜😜😜😜
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Regards Chris
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bugsNbows
Optics God bowsNbugs Joined: March/10/2008 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 11201 |
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OMG. Now that's funny!
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 122210 |
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Visit the Ed Show
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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Now that deserves a three finger salute!
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