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    Posted: December/02/2016 at 01:54
For years the husband woke up in the morning, stretched and let rip some awesome farts. This teed the wife off no end. She complained and told him that one day he is still going fart his guts out. This never bothered the husband who merrily bugled away.
One Thanksgiving morning she got up early to prepare the turkey. When she opened it up she found the plastic bag with the gizzard, neck and liver inside. She had a great idea. She sneaked into the room, quietly lifted the blankets and dumped the contents right at his bum.
A little while later she heard him wake, stretch and sound the bugle. Then she heard a terrifying scream and him rushing to the bathroom.
Fifteen minutes later he appeared all pale. She innocently asked what is wrong. He replied: You know all these years you warned me about farting in bed. Well today it happened, I farted my guts out. But don't worry he continued, with a lot of Vaseline and two fingers I managed to push it all back Big Smile
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Don't think I want any of that stuffing.
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OMG. Now that's funny! ExcellentBig Grin
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Now that deserves a three finger salute!  Salute
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