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There are cave drawings by the San in the Kalahari of Botswana that depict whales... that is a long way from the sea...
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You all know what dirt is!
When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.

It is the same when you are stupid.
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Ummmm, those are pee etched drawings, after all.... until liquor was invented, what else did Eduardo have to do in the evenings???
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Eduardo is so old he remembers Duck and Cover drills in elementary school in case the Russians dropped an Atomic Bomb down the street!!  






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" Eduardo remembers when you could get expelled if you went into the girl's bathroom! " 





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It was the three teachers Eduardo had to knock out to get to the bathroom.....
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Eduardo is so old that he remembers Niagara Falls on Shredded Wheat boxes!   






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Seasick Turds?!?!!?!? Dead






Sorry, back to our regularly scheduled program.....  Edurado, more T&A please.....
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How many of you remember pickle barrels in the grocery store? ( They usually had a hundred dead flies floating on top...)     Confused







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Well I remember the barrels had become a 2-5 gallon glass container at the Deli counter.....


You'd have had to find an old backwoods general store for a barrel....  you know places that Ed would like to call home.... Embarrassed
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Actually, we did have a small wooden barrel about the  size of a powder keg, with a plexi-glass lid at the local Safeway.....  No flies!
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   circa 1910

( I have a big roll-up school map of Africa on my wall....circa 1937...) 

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Circa 1937.....

Is that the map you marked all your well rig locations on???

Or is it a hold-over from your trucking days...
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" Eduardo remembers when they did not know the source of the Nile! " 




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What!? You couldn't have told them?
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Eduardo was around before the Mayans created their calendar.....
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Eduardo went back to visit the Old Neighborhood.....












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You mean back when is was still an ocean???

Just asking....
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Ed, was he a friend of yours and what was his name?

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His name was Ughnut.
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