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" You're old when you need a six-year old to help you with your cell phone! "      







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" True story! About fifteen years ago Eduardo's Mother was trying to record her greeting into their land line telephone. It was a complicated affair....it kind resembled a fax machine on a table. Anyway she was having trouble...."  








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" Eduardo was up in Wyoming in the oilfield and he wanted to call his Mom in New Mexico.....the phone rang and Eduardo got the greeting:  It said: " John! How do you work this God damn thing?!! "   "  









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Eduardo is so old he remembers being in love with Connie Stevens! 




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 From what I have gleaned Eduardo was old even before they began scribing stone tablets. It has been said that Jesus helped him cross a busy street. Adam and Eve both referred to him as " that dirty old man over there." In fact he's so old that only God himself knows for sure.
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 Eduardo is so old that when he farts people don't run the other way. They just dust themselves off, and go on about their business.
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Hmmmmm makes me wonder about spitting...... Shocked
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Originally posted by Son of Ed Son of Ed wrote:

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" Eduardo is so old he remembers using dinosaur sh*t to fertilize his garden!

LOL Clap  Ed, that is a classic.
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Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

Hmmmmm makes me wonder about spitting...... Shocked
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Two thousand years before the Big Bang, was the end of the time line B.E. (Before Eduardous, or before Eduardo) Talk about being older than dirt.   Ermm
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Ed's so old that when he orders a 3 minute egg they ask for the money up front.






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