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Eduardo was so tired he failed to bury some of the bodies from the Black Death......







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....half of Europe died.......











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" Eduardo didn't think The Hundred Years War was that long! "  









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" Eduardo is so old that when he was a kid only Popeye had tattoos! "  






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Eduardo got minimum wage for helping these assholes........








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He was paid in hemitetartemorions 
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There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living
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Eduardo’s definition of “getting a little action” is when his prune juice starts working.
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Now THAT'S funny...
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Ed doesn't live there... he just stays there...
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" Eduardo recycles his toilet paper!!! "      





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Oldest tree in the world....



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Planted by Ed...
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Bristlecone pine?
God save the Empire!
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" But, Ollie.....Dogger is older than Eduardo......Does that mean he is  a bristlecone pine? "     






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" How old is Eduardo?  Euclid is still working on the math....."         







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Petrified bristlecone pine.....
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Fossilized Brisltecone....
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Ed is so old, that the BIG BANG happened when he lit one of his farts.
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Well thank GOD he only lit ONE.....
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