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Call%20Me  "..............ha!  ha!  That's a good one, Mr. President!!!  I'm laughing my ass off!  Try the Anus Madness!!  That's hilarious!!!.." 
 
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Call%20Me Yes G.W. This is Dr. Cyborgler. Whats that sir???? Ed????? What did he do now sir????? HABANERO THONG????? He sent it to who????? Dick Cheney????? You aren't serious!!!!!! Yes sir, they are of Eds own design, No sir I don't believe he did have them inspected for QA/QC. You say Mr. Cheney has some serious chafing going on and can't sit still????? Yes sir this is serious. I will tell Ed. Yes sir I agree. No sir no problem. We'll get that straightened right out sir..... DEPORT ED, YES SIR!!!!!! WE'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT SIR. What sir????? Did he send them to anyone else?????? I'm afraid sir that he may have sent them to a Laura, and Barbara, A Condi Rice as well sir......... I'm terribly sorry about this sir......
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Please don't send Ed to Canada, we've got enough problems already.
 
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I was thinking that since Ed is so fond of the "Bedlam Bowels" we may just send him there.....Thunbs%20Up
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"I don't find anything amusing about that at all."
 
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Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

"I don't find anything amusing about that at all."
STRANGE the rest of us do!!!!!
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Originally posted by cyborg cyborg wrote:

Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

"I don't find anything amusing about that at all."
STRANGE the rest of us do!!!!!
 
 Yeah I do do too.
 
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You mean: The rest of us are strange.   Bandito
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Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

You mean: The rest of us are strange.   Bandito
How many mice, and gerbils do you have in your pockets?????  Shocked
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Sí, usted es un hombre muy loco Sr. Ed
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UH HUH!!!!! Bandito
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"There, there, fellas, nothing to worry about....you just be good now and come on back to the ward.......there's a good fellow."
 
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try the Heiney Hiccup......................Excellent
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What are you saying? is better
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I thought it sounded funny..........Bucky                 ( but Anus Madness makes me fall over !!!)
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Originally posted by Dogger Dogger wrote:

Sí, usted es un hombre muy loco Sr. Ed
 
Would ya'll stop speaking french! When in America speek anglish! Bucky
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How about:  " Shut up yer yap! "   (?)    [ I like that one...]     Whatever
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Feces Pieces is awful funny sounding......
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I had an anus madness the other day when I was taking an ed.

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