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    Posted: August/04/2008 at 15:13
After much research and spending time with all of Ed's friends he has had over the years, I have put together the "Sounds of Ed" 
So if you ever spend any real time with him be prepared to hear some of these sounds.  It appears it does not matter where he is or who is there they just keep on happening. 




Edited by Chris Farris - August/08/2008 at 14:31
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Commode-Tion is cute.

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Hey, I just realized you can play MORE THAN ONE ( or SEVEN) simultaneously!!!!!  Twirl your cursor around and click on them all!! Bucky
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Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

Hey, I just realized you can play MORE THAN ONE ( or SEVEN) simultaneously!!!!!  Twirl your cursor around and click on them all!! Bucky


LOL, wow that sounds really nasty when you do that.  WOW
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I have FREEEEEKING tears coming down my face as I am LMAO!!!!!!........I clicked a bunch of boxes quickly and the damn thing wouldn`t shut-up!!!!!..................FUNNY!!!...........ED!!....YOU NEED AN ENIMA!!!!!!!Laugh 
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We all knew he was full of hot air.... So full in fact that the pressure valve is continually leaking.......LMAO
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Bowels of the Titanic is killing me!!!Laugh
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Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

Bowels of the Titanic is killing me!!!Laugh


ROFLMAO.  
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Prelude to a crap.Thats great

 

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OOOOOH!!!!! SKID MARKS........LMAO
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Smoothy.   Shocked
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Speak again ol' TOOTHLESS ONE.....Your voice has changed but your breath is still the same.....LMAO
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Dr. Cyborgler stuck to the frame of a gatling gun when a "smoothy" went tragically wrong.
 
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I think it was an OPRAH WINDFREE!!!!!!!Embarrased
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ANUS MADNESS is making me hysterical!!
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We need a fan in here....... Eds anus is MAD!!!!!!
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That's what I call an ILL WIND Ed
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Call%20Me  "..............ha!  ha!  That's a good one, Mr. President!!!  I'm laughing my ass off!  Try the Anus Madness!!  That's hilarious!!!.." 
 
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Call%20Me Yes G.W. This is Dr. Cyborgler. Whats that sir???? Ed????? What did he do now sir????? HABANERO THONG????? He sent it to who????? Dick Cheney????? You aren't serious!!!!!! Yes sir, they are of Eds own design, No sir I don't believe he did have them inspected for QA/QC. You say Mr. Cheney has some serious chafing going on and can't sit still????? Yes sir this is serious. I will tell Ed. Yes sir I agree. No sir no problem. We'll get that straightened right out sir..... DEPORT ED, YES SIR!!!!!! WE'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT SIR. What sir????? Did he send them to anyone else?????? I'm afraid sir that he may have sent them to a Laura, and Barbara, A Condi Rice as well sir......... I'm terribly sorry about this sir......
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Please don't send Ed to Canada, we've got enough problems already.
 
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I was thinking that since Ed is so fond of the "Bedlam Bowels" we may just send him there.....Thunbs%20Up
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