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    Posted: January/27/2009 at 11:56
All I can say is wow.  Watch it to the end and see what Ashton and Demi say.


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Sorry.............I was projectile vomiting at 2 minutes 48 seconds............sorry....Embarrased
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No, you gotta watch the end Ed.  Its the WOW part.
Lifetime warranty and excellent customer service don't mean a thing when your gun fails during a zombie attack.

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( but my stomach is empty NOW.................!! )       Eek
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when do think the sieg heil will start???
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That will be extremely frightening when it does.  
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I pledge to never watch that BS again. together we can make a change. What do you pledge?
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Look at the production company. Harpo Productions. As in oprah.
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Originally posted by GLZ GLZ wrote:

Look at the production company. Harpo Productions. As in oprah.


that says enough doesnt it
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I pledge that I will be more than happy to sit back and watch them become servants and will do nothing to assist them when they cry out for help.  They have become their own lunacy. 
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 VERY WELL said Kb! Where do I sign?
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These hollywood types pledge nothing without some sort of personal gain. 
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I pledge not to watch them anymore................(unless the women are naked.......)  Bucky     
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Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

I pledge not to watch them anymore................(unless the women are naked.......)  Bucky     
 
somebody mention naked women???? 
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 Around here?! NEVER!
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Must be nice to be so out of touch... tough to see from so high up on their ivory towers
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I think I am going to go lay down now...I don't feel so good! 
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Here are a few observations and pledges.

Observations:
-Apparently there are a lot of hot women that are terminally stupid.  I am married, so it is too late for me, but for all single guys out there: use it to your advantage.
-Obama seems to have some serious charisma going for him to get all these Hollywood morons into the state they are in.  One advice for him: make sure your interns are cuter than the ones Clinton had.  That Lewinsky thing was a disgrace: POTUS can surely do better.
-We really should abolish our current educational system.  I mean these people went to school somewhere, right?


Pledges:
-I pledge to drink a few extra bottles of water and request all my groceries to be triple-bagged in order to counterbalance the effect of at least some of these imbecils.
-I pledge to wait until feces are about to come into immediate contact with fast moving propeller blades and move to somewhere in Kickboxer's neighborhood.  If there is a show to watch, it is always nice to watch it in good company.


One more thing, which is neither an observation nor a pledge.  It is more along the lines of a commentary.

It was once said that we deserve the leaders we elect.  Perhaps, none of us here voted for B. Hussein Obama, but he was still elected (and so was Hitler, originally).  Let us hope America is sufficiently sophisticated to not follow Germany's path.

I have the greatest respect for the office of the President of the United States, and I pray that Obama does not dishonor it too much.  I think it has already suffered enough with Carter and Clinton.

My family escaped to America and here we were embraced and welcomed.  Those of you who have never been through immigration do not know exactly what it is like.  My allegiance is to the flag of the United States of America and no matter what happens here, I will sink or swim with this country.  Truthfully, there is nowhere else to run anyway.

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