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    Posted: July/06/2008 at 14:54
I thought I would start a new topic.......for us...umm.... five fellers.....Bucky  
 
I'm sure you guys will be able to fill this one up!!  Bandito
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Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

I thought I would start a new topic.......for us...umm.... five fellers.....Bucky  
 
I'm sure you guys will be able to fill this one up!!  Bandito
 
I'd say that was a good start.
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how about.........
 
            A Government Intelligence Agent.............Shocked
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A Government Intelligence Agent

 

 

No such critter



Edited by Bigdaddy0381 - July/07/2008 at 10:38
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( oh boy, I got a LIVE one!!!   Bandito)   
 
Well, thank you, Sir, for your contribution!!  As a consolation prize we are going to send you a brand spanking new Spell Checker [ English] for your computer!!!   Mean%20Computer
 
 
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I did not have sex with that woman Miss Lewinsky. I was with you, REMEMBER? 
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"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet"  -  Al Gore
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If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a one-legged monkey to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? - Tom Robbins
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If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.
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"And the ultimate thing is, I may not be the expert that some people are on foreign policy, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night."

Mike Huckabee

 

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(  ....anything that Tom Cruise has said...........EVER!)   Cool  

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Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

(  ....anything that Tom Cruise has said...........EVER!)   Cool  

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EVERYTHING THAT OBAMA SAYS!!!!!
With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other

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Originally posted by cyborg cyborg wrote:

EVERYTHING THAT ED SAYS!!!!!
 
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they said today on the radio that women over 40 have trouble having children and the latest research finds men over 40 have the same trouble
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To save time here's a few beauts:
 
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
 
I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them.
 
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
 
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
 
...must be quotes from the Democrats
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What do you call Democrats in Canada??   ( I mean their equivalent....)  ??? 
 
And.......that was funny stuff....Laugh
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LIBERALS!!!
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