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Optics Jedi Knight Lord Of The Flies Joined: March/14/2007 Location: South Africa Status: Offline Points: 6253 |
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Posted: February/10/2021 at 00:10 |
Bob and Bill at a barbecue...
Bob: Bill how would you like your steak? Bill: Like the times I win an argument with my wife. BoB: Okay...one rare steak coming up
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Dogger
Optics Jedi Master Joined: January/02/2007 Location: Ontario, Canada Status: Offline Points: 8915 |
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Good one Wouter, I guess I’m eating mine raw.
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God save the Empire!
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Son of Ed
Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 122210 |
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I used to just microwave a burrito.....
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Visit the Ed Show
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tahqua
MODERATOR Have You Driven A Ford Lately? Joined: March/27/2006 Location: Michigan, USA Status: Offline Points: 9042 |
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Good one Wouter
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BeltFed
Optics Retard Joined: February/12/2008 Location: Ky Status: Offline Points: 22287 |
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An old farmer was sitting on his porch when he saw a boy walking down the road carrying 2 milk pails. The boy shouts out to the farmer, "Hey mister, have you got any milkweed?"
The old farmer answers, "what do you want with milkweed?" The boy says, "I need some milk". The old farmer says, 'You can't get milk from milkweed". The boy answers, "Sure you can". The old farmer says, "Yeah I've got milkweed in the second pasture down the road there". After a couple of hours the old farmer sees the boy walking back carrying 2 full pails of fresh milk. The next day the farmer sees the boy walking by his house carrying 2 canvas bags. The boy shouts out to the old farmer, Hey mister, have you got any goldenrod? The old farmer asks, "What do you want with goldenrod?" The boy answers, "I want some gold". The old farmer replies, "You can't get gold from goldenrod". The boy says sure you can. The old farmer says, "I think you're wasting your time, but try the third pasture down the road". A few hours later the boy comes back carrying two bags filled with gold dust. The next day the old farmer sees the same boy walking past his house and the boy was wearing a nice suit. The boy shouts out, "Hey mister, have you got any pussywillow? The old farmer says, "Hold on son, let me get my hat!".
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Dogger
Optics Jedi Master Joined: January/02/2007 Location: Ontario, Canada Status: Offline Points: 8915 |
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THAT, was a good one Lynn.
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God save the Empire!
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Son of Ed
Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 122210 |
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