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"Just do what Obama does.....pee down your pant leg..." |
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An Aston Martin DB 2 Drophead coupé........ 'Tippi' Hedren was driving one in The BIRDS!!! |
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Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 122166 |
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That's the only way I can be here now.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Son of Ed
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Just carry a rock with you for a brake......when you stop....Don't shut it off, the battery's dead...... |
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Optics Jedi Master Joined: January/02/2007 Location: Ontario, Canada Status: Offline Points: 8904 |
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.......or park on a hill so you can bump start it
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God save the Empire!
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Optics Professional Joined: August/27/2008 Location: El Dorado, AR Status: Offline Points: 827 |
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I learned to drive in one of these in sky blue color. 1969 Ford Country Squire station wagon. I can parallel park just about anything on the road. Mom always had a wagon.
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Some people are educated BEYOND their intelligence.
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Son of Ed
Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 122166 |
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My wife and I had a 1982 Caprice Estate Wagon in the early 90s.....until it blew up. That was my LAST GM car.....after blowing Chevy truck transmissions in the oilfield I won't go near a GM product now... |
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Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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Yeah Buddy! I took my Drivers Test in a Grand Torino Wagon with a 400CuIn 2 barrel. Examiner was amazed when I only took 2 turns for a 3 pt 180.... Then procceded to parallel park a perfect 6" off teh curb 1st try. But not to worry, I almost ran him over after the test.... Whoopsie dasie....
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 122166 |
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" Eduardo took a driver test in Bloomfield, New Mexico in 1979...." " ....he had just come down from Wyoming where he had applied for a new driver's license....but it was going to be mailed to his sister's address so he didn't get it before he got sent to New Mexico...." " So he figured he could get one in New Mexico, too! " " So he went into the DMV in Bloomfield one day and took the written test and, of course, passed it....and they told him he needed to take a DRIVING TEST because he had turned in a TEMPORARY Wyoming license piece of paper....." |
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Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 122166 |
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" Well, Eduardo was driving a 1979 Ford Bronco company truck.....so the State Cop got in with Eduardo and asked where the registration was.....and Eduardo said ' Oh, it's in the glove box' so the cop opened up the glove box......" " ....and a Colt New Frontier 22 fell into the cop's lap!!! " |
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The cop THREW it back in the box and looked at the paperwork and Eduardo drove around town and got a brand new driver's license from New Mexico!!!
( .....a week or so later I got my Wyoming license sent down to me....so I had TWO licenses for the next FOUR YEARS!!! ) |
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P.S. ......I still got that old plastic New Mexico license in my drawer!!!!
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I look handsome as Hell!!!!
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taken right after your monthly bath?
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so it was the best kind of bath.....a shared one.
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