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"Just do what Obama does.....pee down your pant leg..."  







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An Aston Martin DB 2 Drophead coupĂ©........ Light It Up





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'Tippi' Hedren was driving one in The BIRDS!!!   Shocked






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"Just do what Obama does.....pee down your pant leg..."  




















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Just carry a rock with you for a brake......when you stop....Don't shut it off, the battery's dead......






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.......or park on a hill so you can bump start it
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I learned to drive in one of these in sky blue color.  1969 Ford Country Squire station wagon.  I can parallel park just about anything on the road.  Mom always had a wagon.
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My wife and I had a 1982 Caprice Estate Wagon in the early 90s.....until it blew up. That was my LAST GM car.....after blowing Chevy truck transmissions in the oilfield I won't go near a GM product now...



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Yeah Buddy!  I took my Drivers Test in a Grand Torino Wagon with a 400CuIn 2 barrel.  Examiner was amazed when I only took 2 turns for a 3 pt 180....  Then procceded to parallel park a perfect 6" off teh curb 1st try.  But not to worry, I almost ran him over after the test....   Whoopsie dasie.... Whistling  
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" Eduardo took a driver test in Bloomfield, New Mexico in 1979...."      






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" ....he had just come down from Wyoming where he had applied for a new driver's license....but it was going to be mailed to his sister's address so he didn't get it before he got sent to New Mexico...." 







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" So he figured he could get one in New Mexico, too! "   








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" So he went into the DMV in Bloomfield one day and took the written test and, of course, passed it....and they told him he needed to take a DRIVING TEST because he had turned in a TEMPORARY Wyoming license piece of paper....."   













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" Well, Eduardo was driving a 1979 Ford Bronco company truck.....so the State Cop got in with Eduardo and asked where the registration was.....and Eduardo said ' Oh, it's in the glove box' so the cop opened up the glove box......"    



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" ....and a Colt New Frontier 22 fell into the cop's lap!!! "    





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The cop THREW it back in the box and looked at the paperwork and Eduardo drove around town and got a brand new driver's license from New Mexico!!!  



( .....a week or so later I got my Wyoming license sent down to me....so I had TWO licenses for the next FOUR YEARS!!! )    







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P.S.  ......I still got that old plastic New Mexico license in my drawer!!!!    Big Grin
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I look handsome as Hell!!!!    

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taken right after your monthly bath?
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so it was the best kind of bath.....a shared one. Cool
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