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Put some vaseline on the cover so the bottle slides off!  Or figure a way that the sweating, frozen water bottle leaks down into the thermostat and get it to short out.  You might be hot for a couple of days, but I bet once the company has to pay to fix it they will take action from folks trying to manipulate the thermostat in the future.

Of course, there's always common sense, which dictates that when you're in an office with a lot of computers, there's a reason the temperature must be cooler to offset the heat given off by all of the electronics.
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Originally posted by DCAMM94 DCAMM94 wrote:

Put some vaseline on the cover so the bottle slides off!  Or figure a way that the sweating, frozen water bottle leaks down into the thermostat and get it to short out.  You might be hot for a couple of days, but I bet once the company has to pay to fix it they will take action from folks trying to manipulate the thermostat in the future.

Of course, there's always common sense, which dictates that when you're in an office with a lot of computers, there's a reason the temperature must be cooler to offset the heat given off by all of the electronics.

Or the simple fact that the vast majority of folks appreciate not sweating during the SUMMER!!!! But yeah, everything you said has crossed my mind more than once. Especially the box shorting out which could possibly burn the entire building down.......
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Originally posted by shooter07 shooter07 wrote:

Or the simple fact that the vast majority of folks appreciate not sweating during the SUMMER!!!! 

There is that, of course.  This coming from a guy who is typing this email with a honeywell desktop fan blowing in his face.  Even my wife commented on how hot it is in my office.  
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Well, you regular readers of The ED SHOW will recognize me and my daughter, Meghan shown here in Big Bend.

Now, through the Miracle of Computer Cutting-and-Pasting Links, I can now LINK YOU to a photo of my Most Elusive Daughter, Jordan, and my granddaughter, Elizabeth!   Bucky



Apparently, they are going to some costume party because Jordan is wearing an Emilia Clarke KAHLEESI wig, and Elizabeth has got Fangs!!   Shocked







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Meghan once went into an Albertson's in Grand Prairie dressed up like Holly Golitely  ( Audrey Hepburn ) from Breakfast at Tiffany's !!!   Laugh 










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Girls are fun!!!     Excellent
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Ed you look like a proud papa out there in Big Bend!!! If I ever manage to retire or somehow come into a load of cash I've already told the wife I'm heading west, finding some land and disappearing. Bandito
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2 theories here about the beings that made these pictures. if you look at the pictures of the feet you will notice that some feet have 5 toes, some have 6 toes, and some have 4 toes. This leads to 1 of 2 theories: Theory one, the feet with 6 and 2 toes belonged to aliens that have come from an advanced civilization from outer space that have come to earth to educate, subjugate, and rule the natives and have sex with the women and spread their species for advanced slave units. Theory two, some of the natives haven't learned to count yet. Na, I like theory one best, so lets run with that on the History Channel.
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Ed, the pic only shows 1/2 of her face. I'm now convinced you definitely married uppppp!!!!!πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
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Very nice, Sir Edward. Thanks for sharing. 
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Originally posted by Peddler Peddler wrote:

Ed, the pic only shows 1/2 of her face. I'm now convinced you definitely married uppppp!!!!!πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

That's why she is................ The Elusive Daughter!!!    
















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Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:


2 theories here about the beings that made these pictures. if you look at the pictures of the feet you will notice that some feet have 5 toes, some have 6 toes, and some have 4 toes. This leads to 1 of 2 theories: Theory one, the feet with 6 and 2 toes belonged to aliens that have come from an advanced civilization from outer space that have come to earth to educate, subjugate, and rule the natives and have sex with the women and spread their species for advanced slave units. Theory two, some of the natives haven't learned to count yet. Na, I like theory one best, so lets run with that on the History Channel.



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