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Little Johnny meets Barack Obama...




Barack Obama was visiting a primary school in North Carolina and he visited a fourth grade class. They were in the middle of a
discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.'

So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a
'tragedy.'

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that
would be a tragedy."

"No," said Obama, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained Obama. "That's what we would call great loss."

The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Obama searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand.




The teacher held her breath.


In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that
would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss... and you can bet your ass it wouldn't be an accident either!"




The teacher fainted!
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TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S
HEALTH CARE PLAN:


(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a
typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is "Embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape

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Originally posted by SVT_Tactical SVT_Tactical wrote:

Little Johnny meets Barack Obama...




Barack Obama was visiting a primary school in North Carolina and he visited a fourth grade class. They were in the middle of a
discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.'

So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a
'tragedy.'

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that
would be a tragedy."

"No," said Obama, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained Obama. "That's what we would call great loss."

The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Obama searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand.




The teacher held her breath.


In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that
would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss... and you can bet your ass it wouldn't be an accident either!"




The teacher fainted!

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Originally posted by SVT_Tactical SVT_Tactical wrote:

Well boys, another fox bite the dust last night.  Called him in with the call and stuck him with an arrow this time.  I put the call up on a low hanging branch again and climbed onto the top of a shed and waited, he came running and almost climbed the dang tree.  Stuck him from 42 yds.  He never moved. Big Grin


Congrats. That's a long poke (with an arrow) at a relatively small target.
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Nice shot, Graham.  Pics?
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no pics.  I do have several hides drying now though.  Going to accumulate what I kill this fall for a project.
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Ghetto coat?
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Man purse?
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Think more "mankini" Bucky
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a Fox fur blanket to roll around on in front of the fireplace with the Mrs?
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Originally posted by bugsNbows bugsNbows wrote:

Originally posted by Peddler Peddler wrote:

Ric, paradise is lost, Florida moved north today it got to 92* F'N degrees here.


GROSS. Hang in there Skip, next week it will be back in the 40's at night (probably)! Hopefully, when I get up in Nov. there will have been several nice frosts and then I can enjoy the weather. I'm putting my order in for some snow also. Whatcha think???



I'll say a prayer for you. That's a special deer season prayer.
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    What happens when you get Blonde Genies?


A white guy picks up a lamp that he finds on the beach and gives it a rub.....

Two blonde genies appear and tell him he's been granted three wishes.............

He makes 3 wishes and the Genies disappear........

He wakes up in a golf-course mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women.......

After he makes love to all of them he starts to explore the mansion.......

He feels something soft under his feet and sees the floor is covered with $100 dollar bills......

Then there's a knock at the door............

He opens the door to find two persons dressed in KKK outfits. They drag him outside throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead........

As the Klansmen are walking awaythey remove their hoods and  it's  the 2 Blonde Genies..............




One Blonde Genie says to the other I can understand his wishes for all those women and money............




But why he wanted to be hung like a black guy is beyond me !!!!!!!     

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which one are you Ed?  The one with scratching fleas?
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Morning Captain Scratch...
 
That boat actually looks to be in amazing shape for its age...
 
Hope the transom is solid and no soft spots in floor... the rest should be cosmetic.
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so far its looking good. motor mans coming this saturday
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Originally posted by SVT_Tactical SVT_Tactical wrote:

Think more "mankini" Bucky
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         Well there his new hunting Attire
 
 
                        
          Then there is his Saturday night strutting skins....
 
 
 
                        
 
    Then there is his Nanook of the North look...
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You said it spins free?  Carbs probably hosed... and all hoses are probably rotted.  Whacko
That s the fun part of old restorations... NOT!  Hope you can find all the parts u need.
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should be ok.  it was last registered in 99 and they said last cranked in 11'  thats when they discovered the lower unit was leaking and took it apart to put a new seal in and never did.
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Checked the weatherunderground wondermap his morning for the area tempretures. 73 deg here and 78 & 79 in Tulsa. If all large cities were eliminated along with the asphalt and concrete they generate, global warming will end. A new ice age will begin. Can we start with New York, Washington DC and the Greater LA area for starters Bandito
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Don't even get me started on the farce of Global Warming!! Incredibly poor pseudo science!!
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