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Topic: Ask Ed....
Posted By: cheaptrick
Subject: Ask Ed....
Date Posted: July/10/2008 at 20:05
1) Why are bee boxes always white?
 
2) Why do male mammals have nipples?
 
3) Why do some peoples farts smell worse than others??
 
Thank you in advance!!   Yippee


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Posted By: Steelbenz
Date Posted: July/10/2008 at 20:07
Oh,
This going to be interesting? 


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Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: July/10/2008 at 20:13
Originally posted by cheaptrick cheaptrick wrote:

1) Why are bee boxes always white?
 
2) Why do male mammals have nipples?
 
3) Why do some peoples farts smell worse than others??
 
Thank you in advance!!   Yippee
1. bees are color blind
2. in case the primary temperature sensor fails
3.they ate to much of ed's gringo chili!


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: July/10/2008 at 21:02
                                                                         
 
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Posted By: helo18
Date Posted: July/10/2008 at 21:07
Naughty  This could be interesting!

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Posted By: martin3175
Date Posted: July/10/2008 at 21:37
1) why is the sky blue ?
 
2) How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
 
3) Why do guys have to put the seat up when it's easier with gravity's help for the ladies  to put it down?


Posted By: cyborg
Date Posted: July/10/2008 at 23:47
Someone elses farts are always smellier than your own.....
Martins number 3 Guys were always raised to be gentlemanly, opening doors and such, the payoff was that women made sure the man was taken care of. The uh LIBS and their BS have since made it that now if a man doesn't do what is expected he's the problem. Nevermind that we nearly starve when we get home, don't even get me started on the hairy palms aspect of all of this.Sad


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: July/11/2008 at 05:42
Originally posted by martin3175 martin3175 wrote:

1) why is the sky blue ?
 
2) How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
 
3) Why do guys have to put the seat up when it's easier with gravity's help for the ladies  to put it down?
 
1.  I don't know.   It looks nice.
 
2.  I don't know.
 
3.  Because it looks nicer when you walk into a bathroom. I hate to see a yawning, porcelain cavern staring at me.....besides, what if you ran in there in the middle of the night needing to take a dump, and you just plumped yourself down-- without looking----your knees would be up to your chin and you'd be STUCK!!  (Plus your tallywacker would be shockingly immersed in ICE COLD WATER!!)    Bucky 


Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: July/11/2008 at 05:46
                                        
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Posted By: cyborg
Date Posted: July/11/2008 at 06:24
Ok here's one.
If Ed was out in the forest sleeping, ( Mouth agape and loud snoring) and a Bear came and {INSERT DIRTY THOUGHT} in his mouth, would anyone hear him giggle?????


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An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects.

OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause.

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Posted By: martin3175
Date Posted: July/11/2008 at 07:00
Uh oh.....


Posted By: Dogger
Date Posted: July/11/2008 at 07:04
Who was giggling, the bear or Ed???
 
- why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: July/11/2008 at 07:08
Originally posted by cyborg cyborg wrote:

Ok here's one.
If Ed was out in the forest sleeping, ( Mouth agape and loud snoring) and a Bear came and {INSERT DIRTY THOUGHT} in his mouth, would anyone hear him giggle?????
 
                                                   
 
                                               Boozer ( I am SO glad that the liquor truck arrived....) 


Posted By: cyborg
Date Posted: July/11/2008 at 07:10
Laugh%20Above

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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other

An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects.

OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause.

Cyborg


Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: July/11/2008 at 09:30
     
 
 
                                                                             Whistling


Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: July/11/2008 at 09:32
                                  
 
 
                                                                       Bucky


Posted By: Kickboxer
Date Posted: July/11/2008 at 09:52
Ed, how come you are stuck on 2000?

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Posted By: Bigdaddy0381
Date Posted: July/11/2008 at 10:03
http://www.break.com/pictures/great-condom-ad534193.html">Goldfish%20Earrings
 
 
 
Like my new sunday suite
signed ED


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: July/11/2008 at 10:20
                  
 
 
                                                                            Juggle


Posted By: Bigdaddy0381
Date Posted: July/11/2008 at 10:33
Okay. I have a few simple question for you ED
 
1) In the 1981 movie "Outland", starring Sean Connery, there is a scene where a construction worker in space gets a hole in his suit. As the air leaks out, and his body is exposed to a vacuum, we watch in horror through his faceplate as he swells, and explodes.
 
A somewhat similar scene is in the 1990 Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, "Total Recall." In that movie, Schwarzenegger leaves the pressurized habitat of a Mars colony and begins to blow up like a balloon in the much lower pressure of the Mars atmosphere. He is saved by the creation of an entirely new atmosphere by an ancient alien machine
 
The question is, what happens to the human body in a vacuum?

2)What is the chemical formula for ammonium dichromate?  When are parentheses
used in writing chemical formulas?

 
3)


A rope rests on two platforms which are both inclined at an angle θ (which you are free to pick), as shown. The rope has uniform mass density, and its coeffciient of friction with the platforms is 
 
3A)
 The system has left-right symmetry. What is the largest possible fraction of the rope that does not touch the platforms? What angle θ allows this maximum value?


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Posted By: Dogger
Date Posted: July/11/2008 at 10:39
Jeez BD my few remaining neurons just imploded into the vacuum of my skull.

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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: July/11/2008 at 10:45
...............ummmm...............Mean%20Computer...........the human body explodes into a huge, big, gucky mess and drifts away............like this sub-forum...................


Posted By: cyborg
Date Posted: July/11/2008 at 11:44
Down%20the%20Toilet

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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other

An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects.

OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause.

Cyborg


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Date Posted: December/26/2014 at 21:04











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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: January/27/2015 at 07:44
I feel..... challenged.  Bucky

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Posted By: cheaptrick
Date Posted: January/27/2015 at 07:49
Oh...how so?? 



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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: January/27/2015 at 08:46
I can't remember..... what was the question?

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Posted By: cheaptrick
Date Posted: January/27/2015 at 09:09
OK...lets start from the beginning, shall we? 

When did you start wearing girls clothing?? 


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Posted By: BeltFed
Date Posted: January/27/2015 at 09:15
Have you been peeking again? And I've never owned a Taurus..............................OK, maybe one, but it was a Christmas present.


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Posted By: DCAMM94
Date Posted: January/27/2015 at 09:33
That's a cheap shot, Lynn.


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Posted By: RifleDude
Date Posted: January/27/2015 at 09:33
I wanna know why they always give you that routine rectal exam every time you go to the dentist. They're the medical professionals and all, so I just do what I'm told without questioning, but I always have to wonder what the hell that has to do with teeth.


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Posted By: BeltFed
Date Posted: January/27/2015 at 09:42
Originally posted by DCAMM94 DCAMM94 wrote:

That's a cheap shot, Lynn.

That's cause I'm cheap.


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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.


Posted By: stickbow46
Date Posted: January/27/2015 at 09:43
Haven't you seen the Ed pictures of our fearless leader smiling?When I do I comment"what an A-- hole Big Grin

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Posted By: BeltFed
Date Posted: January/27/2015 at 09:44
Originally posted by RifleDude RifleDude wrote:

I wanna know why they always give you that routine rectal exam every time you go to the dentist. They're the medical professionals and all, so I just do what I'm told without questioning, but I always have to wonder what the hell that has to do with teeth.


Maybe they wanna make sure your teeth are doing their job, and your not swallowing any hole thing.


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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.


Posted By: stickbow46
Date Posted: January/27/2015 at 09:45
My question:You can lead a horse to water but can wet birds fly??????????????????

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Posted By: RifleDude
Date Posted: January/27/2015 at 09:46
Must be it, Lynn.

Thanks for the insight!


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Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.


Posted By: BeltFed
Date Posted: January/27/2015 at 09:52
When so many of them get shot, why do they call them ducks?Stare


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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.


Posted By: Dogger
Date Posted: January/27/2015 at 10:06
How did your dentist's wife react Ted when she found out he's been gay for some time now?


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Posted By: cheaptrick
Date Posted: January/27/2015 at 10:12
Originally posted by RifleDude RifleDude wrote:

Must be it, Lynn.

Thanks for the insight!

Or...in this case the "hind" sight. 


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Posted By: RifleDude
Date Posted: January/27/2015 at 10:14
Originally posted by Dogger Dogger wrote:

How did your dentist's wife react Ted when she found out he's been gay for some time now?


Not sure, Craig. I wasn't aware he was gay.

She's asleep right now, but when she wakes up I'll ask her.


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Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.


Posted By: cheaptrick
Date Posted: January/27/2015 at 10:18
While the lovely Mrs. Winkle is resting, I'd be looking for a new dentist......



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Posted By: RifleDude
Date Posted: January/27/2015 at 10:23
Originally posted by cheaptrick cheaptrick wrote:


Or...in this case the "hind" sight. 


I'm sensing there's a clever pun in there somewhere.


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Ted


Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.


Posted By: BeltFed
Date Posted: January/27/2015 at 10:33
Is it safe?


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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.


Posted By: cheaptrick
Date Posted: January/27/2015 at 10:42
Originally posted by RifleDude RifleDude wrote:

Originally posted by cheaptrick cheaptrick wrote:


Or...in this case the "hind" sight. 


I'm sensing there's a clever pun in there somewhere.

Uh...huh...huh...he said "in there"....huh...huh....



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Posted By: cheaptrick
Date Posted: January/27/2015 at 10:44
Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Is it safe?

What a great line. I learned clove oil's pain killing properties from that movie.  


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Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: January/27/2015 at 17:17
When you do a Giant Burp, it saves wear and tear on the ass and cleans the teeth!  Smile 






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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: January/27/2015 at 18:46
Saves even more wear and tear on your undewear....   Oh, that's right!  YOu don't wear any...Say What

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Posted By: bugsNbows
Date Posted: January/29/2015 at 15:23
More info than required!!!Whacko

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Date Posted: January/29/2015 at 19:31
























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Posted By: BeltFed
Date Posted: January/30/2015 at 06:44
Dear Ed
I just replaced the toilet in my bathroom with a new Mega Flush model that will flush a bucket of golf balls, although I don't know why I would want to flush a bucket of golf balls. Anyway I tried to put the old one out for the garbage man, but he won't take it, so I had to put it on the front porch to get it out of the way and keep the neighborhood kids from peeing in it. It's been sitting there for a couple of weeks now and the neighborhood association has started to complain and given me notice that I have to do something with it. I don't know what to do, the garbage man won't take it, and the neighborhood association won't let me leave it on the front porch. Could I take the tank lid and seat off, fill the tank and bowl with potting soil, plant some panzies in it and call it a flower pot to satisfy the neighborhood association?


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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.


Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: January/30/2015 at 16:50
Plant toadSTOOLS in it!  

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